Things you say instead of cursing
 

Yesterday, I was working with one of the study groups I tutor in the evening. these are 10-13 yr olds. So one of the kids couldn't quite grasp the solution that was at hand, and another little boy said, "Cheese and Rice" can you get anything right.
To say the least, I cracked up laughing and said, what did you say. He goes on to say Well that's what I say instead of saying

guess what ya'll ............





Jesus christ.

I was like oh no he didn't. So I was thinking are there any words that you say instead of saying the actual curse word.

Here are a few of my, shall we say SUBSTITUTIONS....

1. Instead of saying b*tch, I sometimes say BATCH

2. Insead of saying f*ck, I sometimes say FREAK

3. and of course there is SHIZNIT!

"Cheese and rice...." *hee!*

I say ferkdingblasted all the time. I also say "God Bless America" when I'm tempted to say G-d d-mmit. I use frickin', and frack when I need to say the "F" word.

I forgot this one....

DIZAM

I always find myself using "heezy" in place of h-e-double-hockey-sticks and the f-word... (i.e. "What the heezy", "Who in the heezy") I have a close friend who's always saying, "Cheese and whiskers." No idea where she got that from.

LOL
 

When I feel myself getting mad, I'll say, "the devil is a liar" before I let the curse word escape my lips.

I heard Cheese & Crackers instead of Jesus Christ

My turn
 

Here are my substitutions:

Instead of saying...

D*mn I say dumb
S**t " " shoot or isht
Ni**a " " fool or NEgro (heavy on the NE)
N*t Sac " " NASDAQ
"MoFo" " " Mammajamma or Double Digit Expletive (DDE)
WTH " " What on God's Good Green Earth?
A**hole " " moron or anal passage
F**k " " freak or fornicate
A** " " ace
Bull***t " " Bulljive, bulldrop, or tishlubb (spelled backwards-sort of)

More to follow
RM

This is great!! I used to curse like a sailor back in my undergrad days UNTIL... I made the mistake of cursing in front of my mother and she back-handed me right in the mouth. :eek: I'm happy to say that I don't curse, except to use maybe the word HELL (when talking to about things related to church. But BELIEVE ME, I'm always tempted. :wink: So these are my SUBSTITUTIONS:

1. Freak/freaking instead of the "f" word;
2. Dag instead of the "d" word;
3. What in the world/God's green earth...? instead of... well, you know;
4. Heck instead of hell (when I'm upset about something);
5. Girl instead of b*tch, yes I use the word "girl";
6. Rump instead of a**

Nothing spectacular, but they've worked for me for the past 10 years.

Re: My turn
 

LMAO:D Imagine saying this

STOP ridin' my nasdaq LOL

FOR THE women Stop looking at my ACE ha ha ha ha

Or this one, Fornicate that!!!! LOL
You got me rolling with that one.

For Mo fo I say, Mug muckker.
for Sh*t I say Oh snap.

TISHLUBB. LMAO
"TISHLUBB MAN THAT'S TISHLUB LMAO"

I was having a conversation with my grandmother today and she said " you are full of shirt with the r out". It took me a while to figure out what she was saying but she was saying "you are full of "sh&t". now mind you this was a joking conversation, but she used to say the real word allllllll of the time.

My favs are

Son of a BIScuit! I get the lab rolling with that one, after Windows messes with me: sonovaBISSSkit!

Frickafrack: What the frickafrack did he just say?

Skippy: Oh, skippy!

And, of course, hecks

some of my faves...

mickyfricky (compliments of CT4)
mofo (again, CT4)
binch
fork (compliments of ExQuizzle)
hickory hill (only used in this context: what in da h*ll... what in da' hickory hill)
brown box (when speaking of azzes)
chit (heavy on the "CH-")

but there is a rare circumstance when i have to circumvent my cuss words and get creative... lol

In place of h*ll, my uncle says "John Brown." Has anyone else heard that one?

Fornicate instead of f***? That is hilarious! :D I'm going to borrow that....

I've heard "Fubar" a lot (F****-ed up beyond all recognition). My personal favorite is "fudruckkers." (I know it's the name of a restaurant, but something about it just sounds bad. ;) )



M.V.

I haven't heard John Brown, but we say "What in the James Brown..."

Some of mine are "ridurndiculous" (compliments of GC)
Got Durn... (as in "that don't make no got durn sense..."
Heezy.....