LADIES!! Welcome to "REALITY EXPLAINS IT ALL"!! During this post I will attempt to tackle some of you daring questions with the help of my lovely assistant "B.Rain"
Okay here we go!
Question
--why is it that when it is rush hour the cars on the expressway go so slow. (i was stuck in traffic for 2 hours yesterday)
Reality Says:
The following people are the cause of the slow traffic during rush hour.
1. Inexperienced or scary drivers that slam
on their brakes whenever they SEE another
car.
2. People that think they are apart of the
Andretti family .
3. People that wait until the last minute to
get over so that they can exit.
4. Honary a$$ people that won't let people
over.
5. Stupid a$$ people that see the dag
nab "RIGHT LANE CLOSED AHEAD" sign and
stay in the right lane until it's starts
to narrow out.
Question
How come people slam on brakes when they see a policeman has pulled someone else over on the side of the road ( What is he gonna do, tell, them to stay put so he can come after you)?
REALITY SAYS:
Actually they can! I've seen it done. if they don't do that, they will radio in to alert another officer in the area, who will pull you over! However, slamming on your breakes only makes you look guilty and may cause an accident so please don't do that.
Question
Why do PUFF DADDY and other celebrities decide that they want to FIND GOD whenever they get into trouble. And once the trouble is over, they go back to doing their same dirty stuff? (R-Kelley did the same thing. The only rap-artist that actually stuck to it was MASE).
REALITY SAYS:
I call it 7-11 religion. Because they only call on God or practice any religion when it is conveniant for them or they need something.
Question
When a car is repossessed, why does the person haveto pay the balance when they don't have the car?
REALITY SAYS:
You signed a contract when you bought the car, you are still obligated to fufil it even though you may not have the car in your posession.
Question
Why is it that your child/children wait until you get on the phone, in the bath tub, in a discussion with someone else and THEN decide to ask you a question? (I get this ALL of the time from my 7 yr. old.).
REALITY SAYS:
Simple, They are jealous that someone or something else has mommy's attention and they want it back.
Question
Why do some women (myself included)purchase an outfit or shoes and then NEVER wear them? (my husband says that he's putting a stop to that).
REALITY SAYS:
Wishful thinking and cognitive dissonance
We fool oursleves into thinking that we'll lose weight, or find a shirt or pants to complete the outfit or outfit to go with the shoes. That is called wishful thinking. After we fail to find that something or lose the weight, we try to say that "it was a good deal", "I needed it anyway", or something of the sort to suport our inconsistisy of decisions that is called cognitive dissonance.
Question
why is it that you don't have to use the bathroom until you go to put the key in the door...so now you can't get the key in the door b/c your dancing trying not pee on yourself!!
REALITY SAYS:
You don't feel that you have to use the bathroom until you get home because you relax when you get there. Your body then gets to "focus" if you will. The muscle tension in your bladder fades away and you recognize that it is about to runneth over!
I hope I have did you ladies a service feel free to send me more of your questions!
Someone asked a question about psychics earlier which got me to thinking, NOW I have a question of my own
If these people are such great psychics that can see the future. Why is it that none of them ar ever aware that the police are coming to arrest them for fraud!
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