Top 50 Unsexy Things (Do not come in if easily offended)

[GMUBunny]

I agree with the perfume one. It blocks natural pheromones when someone's wearing half a bottle on their neck. Nothing smells better to me than eau de clean guy (shampoo, deodorant, and dryer sheets). As for girls, all that junk just makes me sneeze. You don't have to smell like a rose garden or a fruit basket.