You know that you are at a Black chuch (yes chuch) when:
1) the name of the chuch is
Greater St. Paul Institutional Missionary on the Road to Calvary Higher Faith Church of God in Christ
2) when the elders and the deacons/ mothers board ask your permission to whip your chile/ chillens because you cannot step down from the choir stand to do it
3) the little kids start laughin and imitatin the people who get hit with the Holy Ghost
4) they call it "Getting Happy" when you receive the Holy Ghost
5) you have to pay the "Donation" fee of $5.00 to eat the after-service dinner; but if you don't pay the "Donation" then you don't eat
6) they couldn't afford to buy sodas to go with the dinners so they bought that huge cooler with the spigot, concentrated punch mix, and it was on from there!!
7) if you got lucky, the punch had SPRITE or 7-UP mixed in with it (mmmm-mmmm GOOD!!!!)
you know that you attended a Black chuch when
8) the family members that didn't attend chuch ask you who "Got Happy"
these are just a few of the goins-on here at my chuch in California....
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