Now y'all know I have to get in on this one! By the way, Monique #7 is the funniest thing I've read yet! LOL!!
You know you're in a Black church when:
1) After every few minutes or so during the sermon, someone yells out "WEEEEELLLLLL"
2) the organist tries to "cut off" the person that always testifies too long by starting up a tune (just how they do on the award shows when the winner's speech goes over the allowed time)
3) there's always that one woman that testifies a little...breaks into a song...testifies some more...breaks into another song..."Giving honor to God, the passah...ya know Church...the Lord has been so good to me, and I thank Him"...(starts singing)WHAT A MIGHTY GOD WE SERRRRRVVVE...WHAT A MIGHTY GOD WE SERVE..." (testimony resumes)...this scenario is repeated until..see #2
4) there are at least 10 different offerings in the course of one day
5) people rhyme during their testimony (My church is Mt.Zion FBH church...the FBH stands for Fire Baptized Holiness. On any given Sunday, someone says "Passah, as sure as I walked through that Do... I want you and the church to know that I'm Saved...Sanctified...Holy Ghost filled...and Fi Baptized"
Only us Black folk can have church like this!
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