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Originally posted by zntke711
You've named your kids "Deduction one" and Deduction two"
You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.
You think Huey Newton is a cookie.
The only union you support is the Baseball Players, because heck, they're
richer than you.
You fax the FBI a list of "Commies in my Neighborhood."
You use any of these terms to describe your wife: Old ball and chain,
little woman, old lady, tax credit...
You scream "Dit-dit-ditto" while making love.
You've ever yelled, "Hey hippie, get a haircut."
You think Birkenstock was that radical rock concert in 1969.
You argue that you need 300 handguns, in case a bear ever attacks your
home.
You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism inAmerica.
You came of age in the '60s and don't remember Bob Dylan.
You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can because
he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society."
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ctfu..especially at the last one
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