1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave the seat on the toilet
UP when you are done.----fine, you put it down when you are finished, i'll place it up when i am finished....
3. Don't make him hold your purse in the mall.---oh get over your lil man purse phobia and suck it up....am i tryin on cute stuff for someone
other than you...don't think so
5. Shopping is not fascinating.---oh, but watching every sport known to man and scratching your junk is qualified as "fascinating"...?
11. Trying to provoke a large, dangerous-looking felon from across the room
is not funny.----uh, yeah it is!
14. Those male models with perfect bodies are all gay. Accept it.----NEVER!
15. He heard you the first time.----the question is not if you heard us, it's if you are
listening
16. You know, YOU can ask HIM out too... Let's spread the rejection around
a little.----uh hell no! if we are supposed to "know our role"...you are, too!
21. Any sort of injury involving the testicles is not funny.---oh, but really...it kinda is! lol
23. "Fine." is not an acceptible way to end an argument.---<silent treatment>
27. Okay, so what! He was looking at her. Big deal. Like you never looked
at another guy...---not so much the looking that is a problem, but the after-comments
32. If you want a satisfying sex life, you will NEVER fake an orgasm.----ooooh, but see....if i want a satisfying sex life, you'll just do it right and i won't feel like i have to fake it
33. It is not necessary to discuss the heaviness of your menstrual flow
with him.---wrong again...if i have to go through it, the least you can do is hear about it
35. Two words: blow job. Learn it. Live it. Love it.----LOL. oy, i will never look at my sig line the same way ever again!
40. Don't hog the covers.---don't fart first thing when you wake up in the morning.
41. Watching football is a major turn-on for you. But please wait until
the halftime show to act upon that...---LMAO..
this was funny, just had to respond, though!
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