Not so much as a joke but a demonstration on how they USED to talk in the military years ago before political correctness reared up its ugly head. And we all know the Ooooooooold Army was the BEST Army (or Navy (the chain store doesn't count  ) or Air Force). Quoted from Tom Wolfe's The Right Stuff, p.143:
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In the Army one was continually around people who spoke Army Creole, a language in which there were about ten nound, five verbs, and one adjective, or participle, or whatever it was called. There always seemed to be a couple of good buddies from Valdosta or Oilville or someplace sitting arond saying:
"I tol'im iffie tried to f*ck me over, I was gonna kick 'is f*ckin' a**, iddnat right?"
"F*ckin' A."
"Soey kep'on f*ckin' me over and I kicked'is f*ckin' a** in fo'im, iddnat right?"
"F*ckin' A."
"And so now they tellin' me they gon' th'ow my f*ckin' a** in the f*ckin' stoc-kade!You know what? They some kinda f*ckin' me over!"
"F*ckin' A well tol', Bubba."
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