Do's and Don'ts of sex

[ilovemyglo]

James-
sorry honey, you can walk, or call someone to come get you (your girlfriend even, I don't care) but once we are done, I want rest. I don't want to talk, I don't want to cuddle, get me a drink of water and let me roll over and pass out.
There is probably some food somewhere... so go ahead.

Oh, and if you are really good, and I do mean really really good and I am still high off the bedroom antics you can either A) Go for a second round, or B) Let me take you home.


DO enjoy those first few seconds of penetration- that is the most exciting feeling other than finishing...
DO NOT complain about rug burn if you get frisky on the floor with me.
DO be open to quickies, sometimes it is the sheer pleasure of knowing what I can make you do in 2.5 seconds.
DO be ready to be done if I say I am and you are no where near. I don't care that you had ten beers, after an hour, be done- one way or another.