Do's and Don'ts of sex
 

Do: recline the seat all the way back

Don't: park under a light pole

More tips from anyone else?

don't munch on my stuff
do use muscle control

Don't be loud...I have a roomate
Do whisper in my ear
Don't whisper corny ish

Don't act like you are the best thing ever...I have probably had better
Do take more than a few quick stabs

DON'T scream out someone else's name

DON'T try to change positions every 2 minutes...

DON'T try to turn it into a marathon; no need. Really.

AMEN TO THAT!!!! sheesh.....

Do: kiss on other places besides my mouth...the neck is a bonus
Don't: ask, "so, baby.....i was the best, right?" :rolleyes: oh, c'mon....you may like the question, but you may not like the answer! (right on, librasoul!)

Don't: Ask for oral sex, and don't want to give any in reture

Don't: Ask for hand-jobs, and don't want to give any in return :mad:

Do: Cuddle afterwards.
Don't: Ask, "So, did you...ya know...finish?"

Do: Say "You are buetifull"
Don't: Say "You;re sister is also nice"

but what if you can't help it, do just want us to stop w/o nutting?

Oh, you can help it

Do eat something beforehand. Nothing kills the mood and makes you want to giggle like a gurgling stomach. :)

i promise some dudes just can't

Then you at least have to take a break, I mean we're not machines.