Why I Love Being A Girl...

[White_Chocolate]

*We can hug or kiss our sister on the cheek and it turns guys on. If a guy does it, we wonder if he's GAY!!!

*You should see the clearance rack prices for our stuff. A Versace shirt for $20. . .that's called bargain.

*We can be 'cute' drunks. Guys are overbearing and obnoxious.

*We can ask for directions or advice. . .and FOLLOW THEM.

*We can drive a heaping pile of crap and still pick up guys. If the guy isn't driving a car over the year 1998, we don't have to say so much as a hi.

*When we flirt, it is art. When guys flirt, it's sexual harassment.

*Mardi Gras beads. . .need I say more?

*We don't BLOW tons of cash on alcohol. It only takes some of us a couple of drinks and we're buzzing.

*Our monthly excuse to be a b* to anyone we don't like and still manage to have friends when it's over.

*Our monthly excuse to get out of any obligations, dates, etc. And we can pretend it's on longer than we really have it.