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Why I Love Being A Girl...
Ok, ladies...what do you love so much about being a girl???
~~Our feet are actually cute...I don't know how guys do the whole unpainted toenail thing. ~~We don't have hairy backs ~~We can use cover-up to hide those unsightly blemishes ~~We can wear skirts ~~The color pink ~~We don't get off from farting in front of our friends ~~We can dance ~~Free drinks all night long at the bar ~~Girl's night out!!! Regardless of what guys say, I don't think they have as much fun going out with the guys as we do going out with the girls. |
While I like the whole getting free drinks at the bar part,
I love getting away with a warning from cops who pull me over for speeding. Yeeeeeah. |
When I'm having a good day, I put in my Broadway CD and listen to this song. Even though it is a bit outdated, it's still great :)
I'm a girl, and by me that's only great! I am proud that my silhouette is curvy, That I walk with a sweet and girlish gait With my hips kind of swivelly and swervy. I adore being dressed in something frilly When my date comes to get me at my place. Out I go with my Joe or John or Billy, Like a filly who is ready for the race! When I have a brand new hairdo With my eyelashes all in curl, I float as the clouds on air do, I enjoy being a girl! When men say I'm cute and funny And my teeth aren't teeth, but pearl, I just lap it up like honey I enjoy being a girl! I flip when a fellow sends me flowers, I drool over dresses made of lace, I talk on the telephone for hours With a pound and a half of cream upon my face! I'm strictly a female female And my future I hope will be In the home of a brave and free male Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl... like... me. When men say I'm sweet as candy As around in a dance we whirl, It goes to my head like brandy, I enjoy being a girl! When someone with eyes that smoulder Says he loves ev'ry silken curl That falls on my iv'ry shoulder, I enjoy being a girl! When I hear the compliment'ry whistle That greets my bikini by the sea, I turn and I glower and I bristle, But I happy to know the whistle's meant for me! I'm strictly a female female And my future I hope will be In the home of a brave and free male Who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl... like... me. |
Why I love being a girl... Look at the alternative! Was that mean? LOL!
AF Friends may come and go but sisters are FOREVER. |
Why I love being a girl?
Because... I enjoy going shopping for clothes and shoes. Buying make-up and putting on make-up. Getting dressed to go out Curling my hair short skirts Getting ready for formals watching sex and the city polishing my nails and toe nails Writing in my journal I love dancing the night away I know someone else said this but girls night out knowing which shoes and purse/bag go with what outfit can carry sorority tote bags Free drinks Reading fashion and health & fitness magazines platform shoes These are just a few things to me on why I love being a girl Annice p-p-phi, s-s-sig, p-h-i, s-i-g, Phi Sig |
Are any of those benifit besides the free drinks and getting out of traffic tickets? lol :p ;)
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I agree with all of the above, with one addition. That whole erection thing seems like it would be a hassle. I just don't think I'd want to have to worry about my little friend waking up when he's not supposed to. |
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LOL! |
-all the sweet/cute/funny pickup lines guys feed you
-guys buy you roses -it's okay that I take longer than him to get ready -guys hold the door open for you -they let you win (although sometimes I'd rather win on my own merit, but ya know it's cute when they do let you and it's so utterly obvious) -I have much more hair to play with... and for a guy to play with -unsolicited massages -when guys hold you in bed -all the girl talk the day after a night out -shopping sprees -guys buy you drinks |
everything mentioned before me plus:
*i can take a long shower and no one questions my femininity *i can wax any part of my body and no one will think i'm weird *our most powerful tool in life is often just a good bra *never have to beg, or even ask really, for ass......we get it b/c we're chicks *if we participate in "giving"......it's not near as bad for us to do it as it is for guys to get on down there :p *and since no one mentioned it before, i'll say it: FREE DRINKS!!! :D |
shopping
shopping shopping:D I like being a girl because my guy friends sometimes think I'm this frail little thing that needs protecting all the time. The least little thing and they are ready to defend my honor:D |
why I love being a girl?
*our clothes are so cute! *we have nice hair *we can cry at the movies without seeming like a wimps *the color PINK! *pedicures *50 dollar haircuts *shopping with the girls *slumber parties!! (yes i'm in college and we still have slumber parties they are the best!) *MAC makeup *free drinks *dancing (gilrs dance much better than guys do) *chick movies *boobies! I love being a girl!!! |
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I love Dancing! and I love being a girl for all of the many reasons everyone else mentioned! |
I love the color pink
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Why I Love Being A Girl
*We can hug or kiss our sister on the cheek and it turns guys on. If a guy does it, we wonder if he's GAY!!!
*You should see the clearance rack prices for our stuff. A Versace shirt for $20. . .that's called bargain. *We can be 'cute' drunks. Guys are overbearing and obnoxious. *We can ask for directions or advice. . .and FOLLOW THEM. *We can drive a heaping pile of crap and still pick up guys. If the guy isn't driving a car over the year 1998, we don't have to say so much as a hi. *When we flirt, it is art. When guys flirt, it's sexual harassment. *Mardi Gras beads. . .need I say more? *We don't BLOW tons of cash on alcohol. It only takes some of us a couple of drinks and we're buzzing. *Our monthly excuse to be a b* to anyone we don't like and still manage to have friends when it's over. *Our monthly excuse to get out of any obligations, dates, etc. And we can pretend it's on longer than we really have it. |
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