Things you say instead of cursing

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Originally posted by blackerican
. ..I love to say "Fiddle Faddle"!!! I know that its sounds stupid but, when I'm around my son or younger people I say it instead of cursing. I also say "Ding-Dang". For example, my husband was in the kitchen on day and picked up a pot the wrong way and spilled my famous marinara (sp?) sauce instead of saying "put the f*cking thing down...I said "Oh!! Fiddle-faddle, would you put the Ding-Dang pot down!!!!!! See what I mean..it gets the point across

Do y'all know i just figured out what CTFU means. Am i slow or what? Anyhoo, I use:

Got-Dag-Gone-it instead of -God D*mn-it

and of course --Mother-Father instead of M-F

but, I admit sometimes i do slip up... People get on my darn nerves sometimes....