Pimp Slaps - Page 6

9dstpm · #76 03-15-2003, 12:11 PM

A BIG pimp slap to the kid at the shelter that I work at who I caught on the phone a couple of days ago describing the shelter as a "cool place to be when you want to get away from your parents" and then proceeded to tell his homie about what staff members were cool. (Sidebar: he told his homie that my husband and I are mean and evil and don't let anyone do anything fun.)

Additional pimp slaps to above mentioned child's parents for not coming to get their child after he threatened my husband and the other male staff member on the late shift last night.

I hope that kid's gone when I come in tonight!!

prospectiverushee · #77 03-15-2003, 11:52 PM

2 very special pimp slap awards go to:

-one of my customer's who asked me last week what I was doing answering the phone when she found out I wasn't a tech.
Well let's see, I work in a call center, I'm a csr, and you call me because you have some problem with your computer that you need fixed. Let's see what was I doing answering the phone? What was I doing answering the phone? BECAUSE THAT"S MY JOB, YOU MORON.

-the guy this morning who threw a world class hissy fit because he had to wait 20 minutes to get thur to me. Then threw another world class hissy when he found out I wasn't a software tech. And then another when he found out he had pay for software support. Then he asked for my sup and bitched at my sup because he didn't immeditately get thur when he called. Let's see, it's Saturday and you're not the only one who has a problem. We (csrs and techs) can only assist ONE person at a time. That's how it works. That's how its always worked

Miss. Mocha · #78 03-18-2003, 01:35 AM

I wanna pimp slap my Girl Scout Leader (I'm the assistant leader). She's a power hungry little woman, who "poo-poos" all of my ideas, and acts like I'm a window ornament.

The people's whose house we're in the process of purchasing. They act like they don't want to leave. I don't understand how they're living up in there with nothing, but they refuse to leave. I don't get it. Do they want both houses? Maybe they should just be honest and tell us that they don't really wanna move.

Our current landlady for constantly gets into it with my husband. My husband is the most easy going guy on earth (except to the people he lives with). When outsiders can't get along with him, I wonder about them.

Honeykiss1974 · #79 03-18-2003, 01:42 AM

An around the world, Big Mamma on the front porch in house shoes and pink rollers, pimp slap to GEORGE W. BUSH for this freaking war!

I swear we need to require presidential candidates to take competency test before running for an elected office.

Kisha · #80 03-18-2003, 01:46 PM

I'm in line to pimp slap dubbya!!!!!!!!

A powder pimp slap to my lazy a$$ assistant! A little work every now and then won't kill you!!!!!!!!!

lil_sunshine · #81 03-18-2003, 02:03 PM

Would you rather pimp slap the people you talked about, or beat them with the pimp stick? In case you're unaware, the pimp stick consists of a bunch of wire hangers that are tied together. The pimp stick beating is most effective when you pour salt on the people you wanna beat, then proceed to beat them until you're completely satisfied. Now personally for me, #1-5 (two people), #8 and our beloved president (yeah right) and his daughters are people I wanna beat with the pimp stick (devilish grin). The people in # 6 & 7 I'd rather save the pimp slaps for.

Sahara · #82 03-18-2003, 09:44 PM

Quoting lil_sunhsine: "Would you rather pimp slap the people you talked about, or beat them with the pimp stick? In case you're unaware, the pimp stick consists of a bunch of wire hangers that are tied together."

A salted down, lemon juiced, with a rubbing alcohol chaser, pimp stick beating goes to Dubya!!

A backhanded pimp slap with prong settings (no stones) goes to the non-greek haters that don't know me from a can of paint, but roll their eyes at me when I wear an AKA t-shirt

And an annual pimp slap goes to Rutgers U., just for old times sake.

darling1 · #83 03-19-2003, 12:45 AM

i really want to pimp slap the doctor who tried to treat me today WITHOUT WASHING HIS HANDS!!

and tried to argue with me about it! i don't know about you guys but i am accustomed to docotrs washing their hands before touching a patient. this same idiot doctor wanted to give me a lecture on the relavence of handwashing since i came in with germs--quote "you come in wit germs, you have infection. what difference does it make if i wash my hands?" wtf??!!!!

he gets an extra pimp slap for having a dirty office and 3 bumbling assistants. needless to say I RAN OUT OF THERE!!!!

Gina1201 · #84 03-19-2003, 01:02 AM

I would like to give a GIANT pimp slap to the woman in my marketing case analysis group. She has missed the past 2 weeks of class and when she FINALLY shows up this week, she wants to run the entire meeting. Oh no honey, back DOWN!!

We have been waiting for 2 weeks for YOU and no one else! The funny thing is that you claimed your mother was ill, but why did you tell us this week you just returned from the BAHAMAS?!?

You must mistake me for DUMB! If my mother was ill, you best believe thatI'm not going ANYWHERE!! So, next week in class you need to come correct or not come AT ALL!

Also to the boy that sits next to me in marketing. PLEASE stop eating those goldfish in class! I do not want to hear you. Please chew with your mouth closed!!! Also, try taking notes this week instead of writing "I LOVE DRUGS" across your notebook.

To my women's studies professor: we arrive to class on time, therefore you should let us out on time! When the clock says 5:15 PM, that means your time is up!!!

To my MIS professor: one word BINACA!!! Use it!

To the Student Development Office: I don't owe any money to the school and don't have any tickets frrom security so why in the hell does it seem like I'm the only senior that has not received info on graduation??? Friday is the deadline for me to receive it or else you WILL see me in your office.

I feel much better now.

1savvydiva · #85 03-19-2003, 02:18 AM

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Originally posted by darling1
i really want to pimp slap the doctor who tried to treat me today WITHOUT WASHING HIS HANDS!! and tried to argue with me about it! i don't know about you guys but i am accustomed to docotrs washing their hands before touching a patient. this same idiot doctor wanted to give me a lecture on the relavence of handwashing since i came in with germs--quote "you come in wit germs, you have infection. what difference does it make if i wash my hands?" wtf??!!!!
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oooh GIRL...I will stand in line with you for that one! That's nasty!!! NO HE DIDN'T have the nerve to argue with you about it!

Report his arse to DHEC!!!

darling1 · #86 03-19-2003, 09:59 AM

what is the dhec? i am really thinking about filing a complaint on him.

1savvydiva · #87 03-19-2003, 10:22 AM

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Originally posted by darling1
what is the dhec? i am really thinking about filing a complaint on him.

It might be a different acronym in your state, but here it's the Department of Health and Environment Control. Does your doctor work in a private practice or is he in the hospital? If he is in a hospital you can file a complaint with (I think) OSHA...Imma have to get back to you on what that one means. But it is the organization that enforces standard precautions and health care violations in hospital settings.

darling1 · #88 03-19-2003, 10:45 AM

he has a private practice

FeeFee · #89 03-19-2003, 10:49 AM

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Originally posted by 1savvydiva
It might be a different acronym in your state, but here it's the Department of Health and Environment Control. Does your doctor work in a private practice or is he in the hospital? If he is in a hospital you can file a complaint with (I think) OSHA...Imma have to get back to you on what that one means. But it is the organization that enforces standard precautions and health care violations in hospital settings.

OSHA stands for Occupational Safety & Health Administration. Their website is www.osha.gov

Yeah, that mofo doctor needs to be checked and pimp slapped with the quickness.

Confucius · #90 03-19-2003, 10:49 AM

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Originally posted by AKA2D '91
Pimp Slaps:
4. To the police officers who did not want to do the paperwork on this case. They ask soror where does she want her to go? WTF WHERE CRIMINALS GO, you so and so!

I would like to send out a national pimp slap to all the ignant' police officers who ask dumn arse questions!!