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OK - we need to kick-start this thread again, it's definitely one of the top-5 in the history of greekchat . . .
Anyway - New Year's 2000, and I end up at a party at a buddy's place (Jim) at Iowa State University, in lovely Ames, Iowa. Since it's impolite to show up w/out a gift, I brought a bottle of Crown Royal Special Reserve - love the whiskey - and we proceed to ring in the new year like a bunch of 70 year olds - highballs and cigars.
Of course, this leads to being plowed . . .
My best friend's girlfriend brought some friends of hers, including her cousin. Well, I'm stumbling back from the bathroom later in the evening, and the door to Jim's bedroom opens. His girlfriend's cousin is standing there, and grabs me by the sleeve, pulling me into the bedroom. I'm all sorts of confused, until she lays one on me and we start hooking up in the middle of his room, just sorta standing there. Now I'm thinking I got it made - nothing like literally stumbling into some.
Next thing I know, she sorta steps back from me, makes a motion like she's going to remove her shirt, then promptly PASSES THE FUCK OUT - she goes from completely upright to prone just like that, and I mean this girl hits the deck hard. I'm plastered, so I just start laughing - I open the door, and of course Jim and his girlfriend are trying to listen at the door to see what's happening.
According to them, I just looked at them, shook my head, and walked away - they walked in to find her cousin passed out on the floor.
Predictably, the next morning I woke up wrapped in the bathmat.
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