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Originally posted by 33girl:
This amused me far more than it should. Here's a joke a Sig Ep told me:
Q. How many fraternity guys does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Five. One to get the ladder, one to unscrew the bulb and three to make the t-shirt! 
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LMAO! I just laughed out loud at work (it was all quiet) and now people are looking at me like I'm crazy!!
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Faced with the Divine, I was asked; "What one gift do you seek?"
I answered ever so meekly; "I seek Honor, Truth, Integrity, and Wisdom, yet those are four. How am I to choose?"
The answer came as a pounding whisper; "The four you seek are but one. I grant thee Compassion; for without it the four make none."
Author - me