What do you feel like saying, right now?

[Sciencewoman]

She's just too tired to trash talk. We got away with it this time.

[Phrozen Sands]

Originally Posted by Sciencewoman

She's just too tired to trash talk. We got away with it this time.

I didn’t think about that. Thought she was mad at first. She hasn’t even posted today. Her kids must have finished her off with their homework, extracurriculars, Girl Scout cookie sales, fighting in the car ride home from school, Lmao! She’s probably face down in a pile of Samoa crumbs right now LOL!

Samoa crumb Girl Scout cookies are good as hell though.

[Sciencewoman]

I ordered 10 boxes of Girl Scout cookies this year! Those Samoas are my favorite!

[AGDee]

Did y'all notice that it was 9:36 PM her time when she said she was JUST getting to bed? I'm up til like midnight every night. She usually posts way later than that. She's definitely exhausted.

[Phrozen Sands]

Originally Posted by AGDee

Did y'all notice that it was 9:36 PM her time when she said she was JUST getting to bed? I'm up til like midnight every night. She usually posts way later than that. She's definitely exhausted.

I guess I’ll stop cracking jokes Lol. Yeah, I didn’t pay attention to the time until you mentioned it. That’s early as hell. I’ve only noticed she’s not posting. Too tired, I guess.

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

LMAO! Sciencewoman is on a roll.


LOL! You seem mad, CG. You usually talk trash back. We just got corner this time. We were just messin with you.

What’d y’all eat for “dinner” last night? Notice how I put dinner in quotes Lol

No, I wasn’t mad, just overwhelmed and tired. Very worried, too. I mean, with the consistent plane crashes and “President” Musk being the cause of them. But I’ll be relieved tomorrow the minute I know my husband’s plane has landed safely.

What’d we have for dinner? Which night? All dishes were superb. Thank you very much!

Originally Posted by Sciencewoman

She's just too tired to trash talk. We got away with it this time.

Nope. Think again, you two haven’t gotten away with anything. I’m taking notes.

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

I didn’t think about that. Thought she was mad at first. She hasn’t even posted today. Her kids must have finished her off with their homework, extracurriculars, Girl Scout cookie sales, fighting in the car ride home from school, Lmao! She’s probably face down in a pile of Samoa crumbs right now LOL!

Yes! This! No fighting though, just very annoying playing.

Originally Posted by AGDee

Did y'all notice that it was 9:36 PM her time when she said she was JUST getting to bed? I'm up til like midnight every night. She usually posts way later than that. She's definitely exhausted.

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

I guess I’ll stop cracking jokes Lol. Yeah, I didn’t pay attention to the time until you mentioned it. That’s early as hell. I’ve only noticed she’s not posting. Too tired, I guess.

Oh dear, GAWD! I’ll be so glad when my days are back to normal tomorrow, lol. I am SO mentally drained.

[Phrozen Sands]

LOL @ you taking credit for cooking these last 5 days. Those meals you cooked were “superb” because Mr. CG left you his recipes Lol.

Yeah, Musk might as well be the VP. Anybody seen Vance? I haven’t seen that asshole since Trump was elected.

[Cheerio]

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

LOL @ you taking credit for cooking these last 5 days. Those meals you cooked were “superb” because Mr. CG left you his recipes Lol.

Yeah, Musk might as well be the VP. Anybody seen Vance? I haven’t seen that asshole since Trump was elected.

The Angry Vance used his mean, loud voice today whilst berating President Zelensky in a tag-team manner with The Donald at The White House. Not a good look for either madman.

[AGDee]

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

WIFLSRN: Five days of solo parenting is exhausting, but knowing there’s an end in sight makes it manageable. I can’t imagine doing this full time. I swear, single parents are superheroes because this would be way too much for me every day. I’m just now getting to bed. I am so tired.

Being a single parent was SO much easier than taking care of two kids AND a husband solo. He was useless and added so much work- so much more laundry, more meals, cleaning up after his useless ass. UGH. Once he was gone, it was just the kids.

[Phrozen Sands]

Originally Posted by Cheerio

The Angry Vance used his mean, loud voice today whilst berating President Zelensky in a tag-team manner with The Donald at The White House. Not a good look for either madman.

Yeah, I saw that. I hollered when Trump told Zelensky he can’t afford to tell him what to do and that the war would have been over in two weeks if the U.S. didn’t help him.

Originally Posted by AGDee

Being a single parent was SO much easier than taking care of two kids AND a husband solo. He was useless and added so much work- so much more laundry, more meals, cleaning up after his useless ass. UGH. Once he was gone, it was just the kids.

LMFAO! Why were you taking care of your husband? Was he on disability or something? I’m assuming this was the second husband because the first dude you didn’t have kids with as I remember.

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

LOL @ you taking credit for cooking these last 5 days. Those meals you cooked were “superb” because Mr. CG left you his recipes Lol.

lol
That’s fine, I’m still the one who cooked it.

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

Yeah, Musk might as well be the VP. Anybody seen Vance? I haven’t seen that asshole since Trump was elected.

Not a lot. I saw him like twice?… since Donald Trump was elected. And since when have we had some moron who’s just a regular citizen, who just happens to own his own companies helping run the country? I would think he’s the antichrist, but he’s too fugly to be the antichrist. Supposedly the antichrist is supposed to be good looking? I swear, if wealth was based on looks, Elon would be applying for a loan right now.

Originally Posted by AGDee

Being a single parent was SO much easier than taking care of two kids AND a husband solo. He was useless and added so much work- so much more laundry, more meals, cleaning up after his useless ass. UGH. Once he was gone, it was just the kids.

lol
Wow, Dee. He was that bad, huh? I remember reading your posts about him when I first joined this site. Those posts were hilarious, but at the same time, I hated you had to go through that. I don’t know how you did that as long as you did. There’s no way I could do that.

[cheerfulgreek]

WIFLSRN: I just got out of the most glorious bath, courtesy of my husband, who was still thinking about me even while he was gone. He knew how stressed I was handling everything solo, so while he was away, he picked up some “Diptyque Precious Oils for Bath and Body” and a bottle of “Chanel No. 5 The Bath”, already planning to give me a break when he got back.

And tonight? He made it happen. He ran the bath, poured in the bubble bath, added the Diptyque oil once I was in, set everything up, handed me a warm towel like some kind of five-star spa attendant, lol, and told me to just relax. So, I just stared at the bottles and asked, “Oh God, what did you do?” because I know that kind of luxury doesn’t come cheap.

Five days of stress, and he comes home making sure I get taken care of too? I couldn’t be more grateful.

That said, guess who’s not waking up for my Saturday coffee meet tomorrow morning? THIS GIRL. After that relaxing bath, I’m about to pass out like a phone on 1% with no charger in sight.

[AGDee]

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

LMFAO! Why were you taking care of your husband? Was he on disability or something? I’m assuming this was the second husband because the first dude you didn’t have kids with as I remember.

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

lol


lol
Wow, Dee. He was that bad, huh? I remember reading your posts about him when I first joined this site. Those posts were hilarious, but at the same time, I hated you had to go through that. I don’t know how you did that as long as you did. There’s no way I could do that.

Yeah, second husband was useless. The only thing he knew how to cook when we got married was fried eggs and toast. He called me once to ask me how to make kraft mac & cheese when I was working on a Saturday. I had to talk him through it. He also called to ask how to turn the dryer on. He was the biggest slob on the planet. Back then, he had to wear suits to work. He would walk in the front door and take his suit coat off and leave it on the chair at the computer desk. Walk into the dining room and take his tie off and leave it on a dining room chair, walk into the family room and leave his shirt on the love seat. Sit down in "his chair" and take his shoes and socks off and leave them there. Sat there in his work pants and a white undershirt while he watched TV. Never picked up any of that crap.

He was WORK. He worked late every night. I'd feed the kids their food around 5:30 and then make our dinner. He'd get home between 6:30 and 7:00 and sometimes he ate what I made and sometimes he would say "I'm not in the mood for xxxx" (even when it was something he liked) and he'd leave and get take out mexican or spaghetti or something. Useless. Absolutely useless.

I did bath time with the kids, bed time with the kids. I took them to daycare and picked them up every single day. Took them to school and picked them up from latch key every single day. Ridiculous.

[Phrozen Sands]

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

WIFLSRN: I just got out of the most glorious bath, courtesy of my husband, who was still thinking about me even while he was gone. He knew how stressed I was handling everything solo, so while he was away, he picked up some “Diptyque Precious Oils for Bath and Body” and a bottle of “Chanel No. 5 The Bath”, already planning to give me a break when he got back.

And tonight? He made it happen. He ran the bath, poured in the bubble bath, added the Diptyque oil once I was in, set everything up, handed me a warm towel like some kind of five-star spa attendant, lol, and told me to just relax. So, I just stared at the bottles and asked, “Oh God, what did you do?” because I know that kind of luxury doesn’t come cheap.

Five days of stress, and he comes home making sure I get taken care of too? I couldn’t be more grateful.

That said, guess who’s not waking up for my Saturday coffee meet tomorrow morning? THIS GIRL. After that relaxing bath, I’m about to pass out like a phone on 1% with no charger in sight.

LMAO! CG is in her world now. How often does he have to go on trips for work? If y’all had stayed in Michigan he wouldn’t have to travel there.

I’ll bet you couldn’t wait to get in that empty bed with hubby now back in it.

Originally Posted by AGDee

Yeah, second husband was useless. The only thing he knew how to cook when we got married was fried eggs and toast. He called me once to ask me how to make kraft mac & cheese when I was working on a Saturday. I had to talk him through it. He also called to ask how to turn the dryer on. He was the biggest slob on the planet. Back then, he had to wear suits to work. He would walk in the front door and take his suit coat off and leave it on the chair at the computer desk. Walk into the dining room and take his tie off and leave it on a dining room chair, walk into the family room and leave his shirt on the love seat. Sit down in "his chair" and take his shoes and socks off and leave them there. Sat there in his work pants and a white undershirt while he watched TV. Never picked up any of that crap.

He was WORK. He worked late every night. I'd feed the kids their food around 5:30 and then make our dinner. He'd get home between 6:30 and 7:00 and sometimes he ate what I made and sometimes he would say "I'm not in the mood for xxxx" (even when it was something he liked) and he'd leave and get take out mexican or spaghetti or something. Useless. Absolutely useless.

I did bath time with the kids, bed time with the kids. I took them to daycare and picked them up every single day. Took them to school and picked them up from latch key every single day. Ridiculous.

ROTFLMFAO! I hollered! Did you know all this before you married dude? How long did you stay married to him? Who asked for the divorce, you or him? You only talked about this dude lightweight. Said very little about him. This reads more like you were his mother than his wife. I know a lot of dudes who are having this problem and complain about their wives acting like they’re their moms. It’s funny as hell, but they’ll be pissed about it while they’re telling me stories. One of them complains how his wife leaves notes for him on the fridge with a list of chores to do, like he’s a child LOL!

I was watching a documentary on marriage a minute ago, and it was talking about how women observe the dudes they’re with. They’ll watch everything he does and how he handles situations and turn begin to formulate opinions about him. That’s why I’m not married LOL.

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by AGDee

Yeah, second husband was useless. The only thing he knew how to cook when we got married was fried eggs and toast. He called me once to ask me how to make kraft mac & cheese when I was working on a Saturday. I had to talk him through it. He also called to ask how to turn the dryer on. He was the biggest slob on the planet. Back then, he had to wear suits to work. He would walk in the front door and take his suit coat off and leave it on the chair at the computer desk. Walk into the dining room and take his tie off and leave it on a dining room chair, walk into the family room and leave his shirt on the love seat. Sit down in "his chair" and take his shoes and socks off and leave them there. Sat there in his work pants and a white undershirt while he watched TV. Never picked up any of that crap.

He was WORK. He worked late every night. I'd feed the kids their food around 5:30 and then make our dinner. He'd get home between 6:30 and 7:00 and sometimes he ate what I made and sometimes he would say "I'm not in the mood for xxxx" (even when it was something he liked) and he'd leave and get take out mexican or spaghetti or something. Useless. Absolutely useless.

I did bath time with the kids, bed time with the kids. I took them to daycare and picked them up every single day. Took them to school and picked them up from latch key every single day. Ridiculous.

I remember you posting that he called you a lot to fix things. I agree with Phrozen. You seemed to be more like a mother/wife to him. Did you ever tell him how you felt about cleaning up after him? And like, how you felt you did everything?

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

LMAO! CG is in her world now. How often does he have to go on trips for work? If y’all had stayed in Michigan he wouldn’t have to travel there.

I’ll bet you couldn’t wait to get in that empty bed with hubby now back in it.

lol
Yes! I’m just now waking up. I slept SO good. I mean, I thought I’d wake up to some kind of background noise, but instead * crickets *. Everyone’s gone, so I checked my phone and saw this text from my hubby. I laughed SO hard. I just cut and pasted his text below. HILARIOUS!


Hey babe,

Took the kids out for breakfast and to the mall to ride the rides since you were still in a coma. I tried waking you, but you didn’t budge, and for a second, I thought I was gonna have to start making some phone calls. Even put my finger under your nose to check if you were still with us. Scared me half to death. Good news, you’re alive. Bad news, I think I aged five years. Hope you’re well-rested.

Love you