What do you feel like saying, right now?

[Phrozen Sands]

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

Hilarious!

They’re very common. And just because your butt isn’t throwing a tantrum, Phrozen, that doesn’t mean they’re not living inside you, rent free. Some people show no symptoms at all. I mean, if you’re sleeping at night, aren’t irritated all the time, don’t have any nausea or stomach issues, or you’re not seeing “thread” in your stool, then you probably don’t have them.

And it’s not the eggs themselves that cause the itching, it’s kind of like an adhesive the female uses to attach the eggs to crevices on your butt. She comes out of the anus, mostly at night and uses like a sticky substance so the eggs don’t fall off. When you scratch, the eggs get under your fingernails and on your hands. Your skin gets irritated by the adhesive and reacts to it, not the eggs themselves. So, it’s less “sticky” and more like “why does my butt hate me right now.” lol.

Lmao! Do you talk to your customers about their pets health like that, CG? I’d be laughing too hard to be able to pay attention to what I need to know.

I don’t have any of those symptoms, except irritation, but that’s from lack of sex. I need a chick and some ass Lol! For real. That’d clear up the irritation quick Lol