What do you feel like saying, right now?

[Phrozen Sands]

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

WIFLSRN: I don’t know if I ever want to order a pizza again. 🫤

Oh snap Lol. What happened, CG? Why do I have a feeling this is going to be funny as hell.

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

Oh snap Lol. What happened, CG? Why do I have a feeling this is going to be funny as hell.

Okay, so….. no one, except for my kids wanted Christmas dinner leftovers from last night, so we decided to order a pizza. The pizza guy rings the doorbell, I answered the door wearing an MSU sweatshirt and plain shorts — nothing crazy — just normal lounge around the house sweatshirt and shorts. And the pizza guy, “Kyle” immediately locked onto my legs like he’d never seen knees before. I gave him his tip, and he just kept staring, like I was the main course and the pizza was the side dish.

And honestly, based on the way he was looking at me, I wouldn’t be surprised if he got back in his car to have a moment — probably next to someone else’s pizza in the passenger seat, just sitting there like.. “I did not sign up for this.”

And then like… his fingernails looked like he’d been digging through potting soil. I mean, if I wanted extra toppings, I’d have asked for them. I seriously don’t need a side of “Kyle’s” DNA baked into my crust.

I didn’t eat it. My mom and my hubby are eating it (so gross), but I made myself a salad, instead.

[Phrozen Sands]

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

Okay, so….. no one, except for my kids wanted Christmas dinner leftovers from last night, so we decided to order a pizza. The pizza guy rings the doorbell, I answered the door wearing an MSU sweatshirt and plain shorts — nothing crazy — just normal lounge around the house sweatshirt and shorts. And the pizza guy, “Kyle” immediately locked onto my legs like he’d never seen knees before. I gave him his tip, and he just kept staring, like I was the main course and the pizza was the side dish.

And honestly, based on the way he was looking at me, I wouldn’t be surprised if he got back in his car to have a moment — probably next to someone else’s pizza in the passenger seat, just sitting there like.. “I did not sign up for this.”

And then like… his fingernails looked like he’d been digging through potting soil. I mean, if I wanted extra toppings, I’d have asked for them. I seriously don’t need a side of “Kyle’s” DNA baked into my crust.

I didn’t eat it. My mom and my hubby are eating it (so gross), but I made myself a salad, instead.

Hahahahahahahahahaha I can’t BREATHE! LMFAO! I gotta translate this since CG wants to be all proper.

Translation: Kyle peeped CG’s legs, liked what he saw, took the tip CG gave him, gave CG the pizza, then proceeded back to his car to jack off, with dude down the street’s pizza next to him.

ROTFLMFAO! I haven’t laughed this hard on greekchat in 12 years! LMAO!

How’d you know his name was Kyle?

[Zach]

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

Hahahahahahahahahaha I can’t BREATHE! LMFAO! I gotta translate this since CG wants to be all proper.

Translation: Kyle peeped CG’s legs, liked what he saw, took the tip CG gave him, gave CG the pizza, then proceeded back to his car to jack off, with dude down the street’s pizza next to him.

ROTFLMFAO! I haven’t laughed this hard on greekchat in 12 years! LMAO!

How’d you know his name was Kyle?

Haha dude down the street has Kyle’s DNA on the pizza box now. Talk about spread the love.

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

Hahahahahahahahahaha I can’t BREATHE! LMFAO! I gotta translate this since CG wants to be all proper.

Translation: Kyle peeped CG’s legs, liked what he saw, took the tip CG gave him, gave CG the pizza, then proceeded back to his car to jack off, with dude down the street’s pizza next to him.

ROTFLMFAO! I haven’t laughed this hard on greekchat in 12 years! LMAO!

How’d you know his name was Kyle?

Because you can track what’s happening with your pizza through the online pizza tracker. It’ll show like the person’s first name of who’s making your pizza, baking it, “quality checking” it, and who’s on their way with it to your house. I mean, he was out there in his car for a while, before he pulled off. I’ve never seen a pizza guy do that before. So I’m like “What is he doing? Why is just sitting there?” When he kept looking at my legs, I looked down, too, thinking he saw something on the floor? — because I at first didn’t know why he was doing that.

You guys are so gross.

[Phrozen Sands]

Originally Posted by Zach

Haha dude down the street has Kyle’s DNA on the pizza box now. Talk about spread the love.

I hollered! Lmao!

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

Because you can track what’s happening with your pizza through the online pizza tracker. It’ll show like the person’s first name of who’s making your pizza, baking it, “quality checking” it, and who’s on their way with it to your house. I mean, he was out there in his car for a while, before he pulled off. I’ve never seen a pizza guy do that before. So I’m like “What is he doing? Why is just sitting there?” When he kept looking at my legs, I looked down, too, thinking he saw something on the floor? — because I at first didn’t know why he was doing that.

You guys are so gross.

Yeah CG, dude was definitely in his car playing five-finger roulette LOL!!!. I’ll bet the next time you order a pizza, you won’t answer the door wearing shorts or anything exposing your legs LMAO!

Y’all, I’m WEAK! My stomach is on fire and my head hurts from laughing. Damn, CG you almost killed me tonight Lol!

If dying laughing is really a thing, I almost died tonight.

[XAntoftheSkyX]

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

Because you can track what’s happening with your pizza through the online pizza tracker. It’ll show like the person’s first name of who’s making your pizza, baking it, “quality checking” it, and who’s on their way with it to your house. I mean, he was out there in his car for a while, before he pulled off. I’ve never seen a pizza guy do that before. So I’m like “What is he doing? Why is just sitting there?” When he kept looking at my legs, I looked down, too, thinking he saw something on the floor? — because I at first didn’t know why he was doing that.

You guys are so gross.

Aaaaand this is why I ham up my difficulties speaking here and just sign the credit card slip and take the pizza/food/package and run back into my apartment.

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by XAntoftheSkyX

Aaaaand this is why I ham up my difficulties speaking here and just sign the credit card slip and take the pizza/food/package and run back into my apartment.

That’s normally what I do, too. But that’s easier said than done when he’s too distracted, fumbling with the zipper on the thermal pizza bag, like he’s never seen one before. I’m just standing there, uncomfortable and dying to escape the bizarre awkwardness. 🫤

My ordering pizza days are over. Never again.

[Phrozen Sands]

Originally Posted by XAntoftheSkyX

Aaaaand this is why I ham up my difficulties speaking here and just sign the credit card slip and take the pizza/food/package and run back into my apartment.

Lmao!

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

That’s normally what I do, too. But that’s easier said than done when he’s too distracted, fumbling with the zipper on the thermal pizza bag, like he’s never seen one before. I’m just standing there, uncomfortable and dying to escape the bizarre awkwardness. 🫤

My ordering pizza days are over. Never again.

I didn’t know I was going to wake up this morning to round two Lol!!

I bet when dude got back in the car, his own pants zipper came down smoother than butter on a hot biscuit. Ain’t no fumbling when he’s got your thighs on replay in his head… meanwhile with somebody else’s breadsticks just sittin there in the passenger seat like “I ain’t part of this mess.” LMFAO!

Dude saw a snack when you opened the door, CG. He served you a pizza while you served thighs with a side of sweatshirt causing him to go to his car to toss his own dough LOL!!!!

How’d you know he was still out there? Lol

[XAntoftheSkyX]

Originally Posted by cheerfulgreek

That’s normally what I do, too. But that’s easier said than done when he’s too distracted, fumbling with the zipper on the thermal pizza bag, like he’s never seen one before. I’m just standing there, uncomfortable and dying to escape the bizarre awkwardness. 🫤

My ordering pizza days are over. Never again.

You have difficulty speaking English in America?

Well, at least I came back during an exciting time.

[Phrozen Sands]

Did y’all see the news about the subway incident a few days ago where some nutcase set a woman on fire while she was sleeping? Crazy!

[Sciencewoman]

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

Did y’all see the news about the subway incident a few days ago where some nutcase set a woman on fire while she was sleeping? Crazy!

In the photo of him sitting in court, his eyes were so cold he looked like he had no soul. Seriously.

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

CG, your sense of humor and you laughing with me at my jokes about you is beyond reproach. Most folks would get mad. You’re my favorite GCer for that reason. Thanks for the laughs Lol!

Of course! Laughing is actually really healthy, because it lowers stress, boosts immunity, and science says it even helps us live longer. My husband teases me so much and keeps me laughing nonstop, I’m practically immortal at this point. You can think of me as kinda like.. a multivitamin? — essential, effective, and best taken with a dose of humor, lol.

You’re welcome, Phrozen!

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

I don’t like Disney movies. The movie selection this holiday season is horrible.

I do like Disney movies, but yes, you’re right, the movie selection is really bad. I like thrillers and horror movies.

Originally Posted by AGDee

Let me know what you think! I want to see it. I saw previews! We might go tomorrow night.

Ya know, Dee, I didn’t even get to see it. My kids were fighting over “Mufasa: The Lion King” and “Sonic 3”. My oldest went to see Lion King with my hubby and my mom, because according to her “Sonic is for kids”…. Um, she’s 8? lol — while I got dragged to Sonic with my youngest.

Ugh.. welcome to parenting, CG.

Originally Posted by XAntoftheSkyX

Well, since Japanese is my third language and definitely my weakest, I sometimes take advantage of the fact that I'm an expat and use a lot of "Oh... hmmm... sorry... I don't understand..." and a lot of other filler words and smiling, nodding and saying "Ah yes, uh-huh, I understand." (I do not.) Foreigners can get away with more social faux pas because of either language ability and/or not being raised in the culture and missing unwritten rules.

lol
What’s your second language?

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

Did y’all see the news about the subway incident a few days ago where some nutcase set a woman on fire while she was sleeping? Crazy!

Are you at all surprised?

[Sciencewoman]

I saw a review that said Mufasa was not good...blatant rehash of the animated version for $$$$$. Disney has been getting some backlash for churning out the live action re-dos as sure-fire money makers, but a couple of them have been really good.

[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

I don’t think there would be anything better than having a significant other who makes you laugh. When I was with my ex, the one I made a mistake by letting her move in with me, she was rarely to never silly like I am. She started off that way, but it went south real quick. Must be nice.

Yes. To me, I think relationships thrive on laughter, trust, and consistency, so next time, don’t settle for less than what makes you happy. The right person will appreciate your playful side. I think every past relationship teaches us something. I mean, they definitely tell us what we don’t want in a partner. I think the right person will match your energy and make even the harder times easier to face. Know what I mean?

Like, when my hubby and I were first dating, I didn’t know what really attracted me to him, other than my initial, physical attraction to him. I mean, I didn’t know if it was his reserved charm, his incredibly good looks, or the fact that he could make me laugh like no one else. But whatever it was, I was hooked. Although, I was drawn to his quiet, confident personality, I think his humor caught me completely off guard and made me fall even harder. So, I just can’t see a relationship thriving without humor.

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

We need harsher laws IMO.

Our justice system needs a complete overhaul. That’s what it needs.

Originally Posted by XAntoftheSkyX

I took 6 years of Spanish in middle/high school. I'm rusty at it but I did get to practice when I was a landscaper. I can understand a fair but I get lost when someone finds out I can speak a bit and start going a million miles a minute..

lol
At least you can pick up on some of it. I can’t even do that. I’ve had some Spanish in high school and some in college but I’ve forgotten all of it with the exception of a few words. Some of my clients are Spanish speaking only, so I have to use the translator on my phone to communicate with them. But some of what I’ve forgotten is coming back because of that. Very little, but still some.