Stupid Pickup Lines

[FHwku]

is that a keg in your back pocket? 'cause i wanna tap that ass.

How YOU doin?

Lemme check your tag...made in the USA???! i was sure you were made in Heaven. or made for me

Did it hurt?

Where did you hide your angel wings? (or halo)

Can you get back in? To Heaven. Do they know you're gone?

Get outta my dreams and into my bed.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Should I walk by again?

Those jeans look good on you. But they'd look better crumpled up in the corner of my bedroom in the morning.

Would you like to get some breakfast?

F#@* me if i'm wrong, but aren't you're gonna kiss me tonight?

Wanna study for that math midterm at my place or yours?
*we can add you and me, minus clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Your mother must've been a thief too, 'cause you've stolen my heart.

Better call the ambulance, cause i know you're gonna break my heart.