Teachers: the names you will never name your own kids

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It's funny to me how it's always a friend who knows these people with the urban legend names. It's also funny to me how gullible people can be at swallowing bullshit when someone's pulling his/her leg when the story being told feeds into his/her preconceived notions about a group of people.

Just saying.

So back to the spirit in which the thread started rather than this precipitously racist one it appears to be going down. What are the names of demon spawn children you've known over the years that have ruined that name for you forever? Orangejello, Female, and Shithead were perfect angels when they were in the after school program I worked in college, but Tanner and Ryan were simply awful.