I am familiar with the organist-who-thinks-everything-is-a-dirge phenomena.
Fortunately, that is not a problem with my parish now.
Sadly, we have guitarists that have that problem. I've threatened to have an extended bathroom break during the worship part of our services if things don't use a meter soon.
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