Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[IndianaSigKap]

I hope that damn orange was worth it.

Yes, my entire sports staff was suspended from school during production week because they fought over an orange. No, I did not mistype, they fought over an orange.

[BraveMaroon]

Thanks for answering my question by not answering it. It's been increasingly obvious that you don't give a damn about our customers. This was just confirmation.