Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[33girl]

This is not only a Things You Couldn't Wait To Post On GC Because It Will Be Super Appreciated story, and it's not just a Bad Boss story, but it's a This Person Is So Heinous They Don't Deserve To Breathe Air story.

One of my fellow supervisors (there are 3 of us but one was far out of town for the week) had a death in their family. She called in upset, and I called our boss who had the day off to see if she could come in and pick up her shift (this is a retail establishment, so you can't just call off, someone has to cover for you). She told me she couldn't leave her house, and the woman who had the DIF would have to come in (or else I would have to work a double shift and another shift this morning, pretty much 24 hours straight of work). What, you ask, was so all-important that the boss had to stay home and basically force someone to come into work who should have been at home with her family?

SHE HAD PEOPLE AT HER HOUSE HELPING HER SEW COSPLAY COSTUMES.

I swear I am not making this up.