But I'm Perfect! (a Recruitment Story Parody)

[MysticCat]

Originally Posted by peppermint23

Maybe...I should create my own sorority!

So after 4 months of hard work, planning and dedication, I have founded the first local chapter of Sigma Epsilon Chi Epsilon....better known as SEXE! (There's no Y in the Greek alphabet so I had to settle)

I'm currently President, VP, Event Coordinator and Housing chair. My reluctant but willing roommate is on Pedicure Committee (for $5 an hour) We meet every Wednesday night so she can do my nails and fill me in on the latest gossip in her circle of friends. I've been putting up posters all around campus (which have sadly been ripped down and defaced by my jealous peers) and am now in the process of making my very own website, complete with my modeling pictures and biography.

If you're interested in joining, send me a PM and I'll let you know my school's name!