Things that annoy you when watching porn

[knight_shadow]

Originally Posted by SexySockPuppet

Wait - you try and follow the story lines?

Hey -- some of the story lines from the majors are actually pretty good lol

It's the "Hey! I can't pay for this pizza. Can we make...other arrangements?" that's shitty

[LXA SE285]

Real-life lesbians don't have acrylic nails.

[AlphaFrog]

This whole thread:

[I Phi 1963]

I don't know what kind of porn y'all are watching, but the ones I watch are nothing like the ones you all have been posting about. The porn y'all watch doesn't even seem like porn. It sounds like a two hour soap, with 5 minutes of fuckn. The ones I watch, they talk for like a minute, then all the oral sex starts, which I fast forward through. Then they start fuckn. I fast forward through the boring positions, up until dude is tappin it from the back or flat out anal. Check out West Coast Erotic Fly Girls. That's the shit. I have all four volumes. Based on what I've been reading, y'all post like a bunch of 15 year olds, that just hit puberty, all excited about the fuck scene in Porky's.

[aephi alum]

Originally Posted by APhi4Ever

I get annoyed with the cheesy story lines. I mean, come on! You have to admit, some of them are RIDICULOUS!

Originally Posted by SexySockPuppet

Wait - you try and follow the story lines?

Gotta agree here. One does not usually watch porn looking for brilliant story lines.

Although I have to commend the writers of "Sex Trek" for some great dialog:

Captain Quirk: Lieutenant Uwhore, we are going to penetrate Uranus.
Lieutenant Uwhore: Say WHAT?!

And I'm suddenly regretting that my username clearly indicates my sorority affiliation.

[tld221]

bumping for the LOLz and... don't ask how I found this thread. I promise I didn't go looking for it!

Originally Posted by pshsx1

Spitting. #yeahIsaidit

The first time I saw this I gagged and had to red-x that mess! I also hate the sound of hawking loogies so I was totally done after that.

Originally Posted by knight_shadow

Hey -- some of the story lines from the majors are actually pretty good lol

It's the "Hey! I can't pay for this pizza. Can we make...other arrangements?" that's shitty

Right! Not that I expect pron to have quality dialogue/plots, but I'd rather these chicks set it out for pleasure than for pizza. Also... you were ordering a PIZZA! wasn't you hungry 5 seconds ago? Now you're hungry and the pizza is gonna get cold.

Originally Posted by LXA SE285

Real-life lesbians don't have acrylic nails.

Ha! Touche. I love how the manicures are always a priority but the hair/makeup is hit or miss. Usually a miss.