Things that annoy you when watching porn

[BraveMaroon]

So, once my husband showed me this p0rn0 that featured a French girl named Penelope (pronounced to rhyme with cantaloupe) having different encounters in locales throughout Paris.

And they did a tight close up shot of her goods while she was in a grassy area at a park, and there were all these flies buzzing around her anus.

Not sure why anyone would be into that, but COME ON! I couldn't stop laughing and it kind of ruined the moment.

Also, since I'm already here - we inherited the last few issues of a Playboy subscription of the former owner of our house when we moved in. One of the centerfolds wasn't completely clean shaven in her muffular region and the next month, there were two pages of letters - half the writers were pro fur, the other half were anti fur. I never realized it went that deep.

[TSteven]

Originally Posted by BraveMaroon

So, once my husband showed me this p0rn0 that featured a French girl named Penelope (pronounced to rhyme with cantaloupe) having different encounters in locales throughout Paris.

And they did a tight close up shot of her goods while she was in a grassy area at a park, and there were all these flies buzzing around her anus.

Not sure why anyone would be into that, but COME ON! I couldn't stop laughing and it kind of ruined the moment.

Also, since I'm already here - we inherited the last few issues of a Playboy subscription of the former owner of our house when we moved in. One of the centerfolds wasn't completely clean shaven in her muffular region and the next month, there were two pages of letters - half the writers were pro fur, the other half were anti fur. I never realized it went that deep.

[I Phi 1963]

If I'm watching it with my girl, I have to watch the shit she likes. But when I want to jack off, I just fast forward past the other shit. It's easier to bust a quick nut that way. For me it is.

[aephi alum]

Originally Posted by BraveMaroon

we inherited the last few issues of a Playboy subscription of the former owner of our house when we moved in. One of the centerfolds wasn't completely clean shaven in her muffular region and the next month, there were two pages of letters - half the writers were pro fur, the other half were anti fur. I never realized it went that deep.

LOL @ "muffular region". A bit of fur is not necessarily bad, but if it looks like there's a tribble living between your legs, that's bad. (And that goes for the men too. Your ballsac should not look like a tribble.)

It does annoy me when a female is so "over the top" with her "orgasm" that it's patently obvious she's faking it. Especially when she has another "over the top orgasm" 2.5 seconds later.

[AOIILisa]

Originally Posted by BraveMaroon

So, once my husband showed me this p0rn0 that featured a French girl named Penelope (pronounced to rhyme with cantaloupe) having different encounters in locales throughout Paris.

And they did a tight close up shot of her goods while she was in a grassy area at a park, and there were all these flies buzzing around her anus.

Not sure why anyone would be into that, but COME ON! I couldn't stop laughing and it kind of ruined the moment.

I can't stop laughing right now!!