Things that annoy you when watching porn

[moe.ron]

Originally Posted by knight_shadow

Also, being on film does not = actor. Unless you're with a major studio, skip the chatting and get to the damn main event.

Yes yes yes

freaking hate it when the movie is 35 minutes long and the action is only 5 minutes. I'm not watching Lincoln here.

also, when the man try to moan harder then the woman.

When the cameraman start talking to the people and even appear in the shots. Way to break the fourth wall there buddy.

[I Phi 1963]

Originally Posted by moe.ron

also, when the man try to moan harder then the woman.

I actually like this shit, because that means dude is about to bust a nut, and when dude bust a nut, I bust a nut shortly afterwards. You feel me? But, if the female is hollering like the shit hurts, I can fill up a jar from the sounds of that LOL.

[APhi4Ever]

Originally Posted by I Phi 1963

I actually like this shit, because that means dude is about to bust a nut, and when dude bust a nut, I bust a nut shortly afterwards. You feel me? But, if the female is hollering like the shit hurts, I can fill up a jar from the sounds of that LOL.

LMFAO!

[moe.ron]

My major pet peeve:

Random guys and girls just sitting around, fully cloth, watching other people having sex. They're not part of the crew, just random people watching and talking. I think it's a recent thing cause i don't remember seeing it in the 90s.

[honeychile]

I made the mistake of reading these aloud to my DH.

Originally Posted by BraveMaroon

So, once my husband showed me this p0rn0 that featured a French girl named Penelope (pronounced to rhyme with cantaloupe) having different encounters in locales throughout Paris.

And they did a tight close up shot of her goods while she was in a grassy area at a park, and there were all these flies buzzing around her anus.

Not sure why anyone would be into that, but COME ON! I couldn't stop laughing and it kind of ruined the moment.

Also, since I'm already here - we inherited the last few issues of a Playboy subscription of the former owner of our house when we moved in. One of the centerfolds wasn't completely clean shaven in her muffular region (hc's bold) and the next month, there were two pages of letters - half the writers were pro fur, the other half were anti fur. I never realized it went that deep.

This had him actually roar with laughter!

Originally Posted by aephi alum

LOL @ "muffular region". A bit of fur is not necessarily bad, but if it looks like there's a tribble living between your legs, that's bad. (And that goes for the men too. Your ballsac should not look like a tribble.)

And this actually took his attention away from the Blackhawks v. Kings game!

I might have to break down and watch one of these some day!

[aephi alum]

Originally Posted by honeychile

And this actually took his attention away from the Blackhawks v. Kings game!

OK... OK... lol... trying to breathe here... I have to be able to breathe before I can resuscitate my husband... lol ...