sorority advice needed

[Titchou]

You really do have to be Southern to get that one! I've even said "does this come in pink?" But it didn't - though a lot do - but the one I wanted didn't so I had to settle for a dull silver finish....oh well, it shoots just as good as a pink one would. And I don't have to worry about it clashing with my wardrobe....

[HQWest]

LOL heard them all. I think they left out a couple though.

For example overheard while buying Thanksgiving items
"well how are yo-u-uu? I haven't seen you in ages!"
"well - lost my husband.
Pause
"it was the secretary"

[MysticCat]

Originally Posted by Titchou

You really do have to be Southern to get that one!

That and "Mama 'n'em" are my wife's favorites. She has no gun, so she's never asked "Does this come in pink," but she probably would have asked for purple anyway.

Originally Posted by HQWest

LOL heard them all. I think they left out a couple though.

For example overheard while buying Thanksgiving items
"well how are yo-u-uu? I haven't seen you in ages!"
"well - lost my husband.
Pause
"it was the secretary"

Bless her heart.

Another one they left out: "Precious." As in "Aren't you precious?

"Bless your heart."

[HQWest]

I have another one

"had to put a belt on the refrigerator - keep the dogs from eating' the turkey again"