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10-13-2012, 01:42 PM
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Eat your beets! They make your cheeks rosy.
No, mom, they taste nasty and I have blush in my purse.
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10-14-2012, 10:30 PM
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Touching a frog causes warts.
It's bad to sit too close to the T.V.
Tornadoes can't hit Chattanooga, TN because it's surrounded by mountains.
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10-14-2012, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by NutBrnHair
Touching a frog causes warts.
It's bad to sit too close to the T.V.
Tornadoes can't hit Chattanooga, TN because it's surrounded by mountains.
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Sorry, but being from the area (kinda), LOL at the bolded.
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10-15-2012, 12:52 AM
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If you keep making that face, your face will freeze that way.
You shouldn't use tampons until you're "older".
(Gentlemen, you may want to skip past the next bit ......)
I had my first period when I was 12 1/2. A few months later, Aunt Flow came to visit right before Halloween. I had a skintight costume and did NOT want a big bulky pad showing. My mother introduced me to the wonderful world of tampons. I was just shy of 13. I have never gone back. Anyone who tells a preteen or young teen that she shouldn't use tampons is full of malarkey (with apologies to Joe Biden  ).
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10-15-2012, 10:33 AM
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--If you let your arm or leg hang off the side of the bed when you go to sleep, something will come out from under the bed and grab you.
While I know that is not true, I'm still funny about that to this day!
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10-15-2012, 09:37 PM
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Heard lots of these but . . .
I have heard lots of these before but the funniest (or perhaps most inappropriate) one has to be what my mother told my brother (and his teenage friends) growing up. . . once a boy (or young man) uses his penis, it will stop growing.  I still remember my brother and his friends' faces 25 years later.
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10-15-2012, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by EtaPhiZTA
I have heard lots of these before but the funniest (or perhaps most inappropriate) one has to be what my mother told my brother (and his teenage friends) growing up. . . once a boy (or young man) uses his penis, it will stop growing.  I still remember my brother and his friends' faces 25 years later.
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Your mom wins. That's hilarious.
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10-17-2012, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by EtaPhiZTA
I have heard lots of these before but the funniest (or perhaps most inappropriate) one has to be what my mother told my brother (and his teenage friends) growing up. . . once a boy (or young man) uses his penis, it will stop growing.  I still remember my brother and his friends' faces 25 years later.
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Totally using this.
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10-16-2012, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ThetaPrincess24
--If you let your arm or leg hang off the side of the bed when you go to sleep, something will come out from under the bed and grab you.
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I'm a victim of the urban legend about the guy who killed the dog, hid under the bed, and licked the girl's hand. I still keep my hands and feet on the bed to this day.
Then again, I'm also in my 30s and legitimately afraid of the dark.
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10-14-2012, 10:45 PM
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Eat your beets! They make your cheeks rosy.
No, mom, they taste nasty and I have blush in my purse.
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Eat your beets & carrots or your hair won't stay red.
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