Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[dreamseeker]

leave me the fuck alone!
also, i'd like to bitchslap all parties involved in the events leading up to the decision that *I* should sit in for a coworker in a meeting when we do totally different things.

[BetteDavisEyes]

The reason I transferred is NOT because I needed a change but because YOU are a batshit psycho controlling uber-bitch from hell! Stop micromanaging everyone, stop spying on us and get a freaking life!