Bottle Rocket + Anus = Fraternity Lawsuit

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by fascination

"Defendant (ATO member Travis) Hughes owed plaintiff (Louis Helmburg III) and others on the ATO deck a duty of care not to drink under age, or to fire bottle rockets out of his anus."

Lord, have mercy.

That would've been fun to write, but not nearly as fun as the intake conference where the client told his tale of woe.