Bottle Rocket + Anus = Fraternity Lawsuit

[fascination]

"Defendant (ATO member Travis) Hughes owed plaintiff (Louis Helmburg III) and others on the ATO deck a duty of care not to drink under age, or to fire bottle rockets out of his anus."

Lord, have mercy.

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by fascination

"Defendant (ATO member Travis) Hughes owed plaintiff (Louis Helmburg III) and others on the ATO deck a duty of care not to drink under age, or to fire bottle rockets out of his anus."

Lord, have mercy.

That would've been fun to write, but not nearly as fun as the intake conference where the client told his tale of woe.

[exlurker]

Originally Posted by Kevin

That would've been fun to write, but not nearly as fun as the intake conference where the client told his tale of woe.

You mean ATO didn't have a "sober brother" on duty to pull stray objects out of members' butts?


"Helmburg said the explosion startled him, causing him to fall three to four feet off the fraternity deck where he became lodged between the deck and an adjacent unit's air conditioner.

The suit seeks damages for pain and suffering, loss of time from his baseball team, lost earning capacity and medical expenses. . . ."