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[SouthernPhiMu]

So, I found this SUPER CUTE Phi Mu necklace. Should I wear it during rush?

I just really want to impress all the sisters, it's the ONLY house I will even consider accepting a bid from. OMGZZZ.

[etadrisophila]

Originally Posted by SouthernPhiMu

So, I found this SUPER CUTE Phi Mu necklace. Should I wear it during rush?

I just really want to impress all the sisters, it's the ONLY house I will even consider accepting a bid from. OMGZZZ.

Be sure to display the necklace prominently throughout all of the rush events. Never fail to mention that you are a triple Phi Mu legacy. Announce to everyone who will listen that you've been told by the Phi Mu chapter president's mother that you are guaranteed a bid.