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Originally Posted by DubaiSis
I think I can address this issue the way he wanted to hear it:
Kappa Kappa Gamma is so much better than my sorority that it really is the ONLY sorority that would EVER make sense for expansion to Murray State.
Your friend is WAY too cool for those crappy third world sororities that are already on campus and the fact that they all cut her only proves that they're crappy third world sororities.
If you know that Kappa really stands for Karaoke Always Pleases Probable Anarchists then your chances of talking them into expanding to your school will be greatly improved.
The public colors for Kappa are light and dark blue, but the TRUE colors for Kappa are purple and black leopard print.
They wear self-levitating cat-suits (in purple and black leopard print OF COURSE) for initiation.
My apologies to Kappa for sharing too many secrets, but this guy is so awesome, I was sure it would be ok with you.
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AACK!! We may have to suspend your Panhellenic sisterhood card for letting the cat(suit) out of the bag, DubaiSis.
ETA: He may want to mention to his friend that they have a better shot if they wear pink sequined tights.
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