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Originally Posted by WhiteRose1912

iDied.

Originally Posted by ASTalumna06

Ditto.

Originally Posted by NinjaPoodle

Hee hee

Y'all are just full of rejectment because the men of Chi Ognac chose to honor me as the Oak Barrel Beauty this year and I decide who will and won't be passed any Courvoisier or have access to the bottle of Hennessy on the shelf.

So my chapter decided to be nicer to the fat Vintagorities and no longer call them "fat" but "full bodied" if they have cute faces but need to be a little less complex if you know what I mean. The others we're calling "Ripples" since they are only seen at Fred Sanford's junk yard or covered up by a paper bag if in public. Then the most unfortunate of them all, the "After Darks" because that's the only time to have a social with them, after dark so nobody sees you.