Read:
1. "I made a comment that was out of line and inappropriate about a topic in which I have no expertise."
2. "I called someone sexist for telling me to stay in my lane without admitting the absolutely sexist nature of my first comment."
3. "I'm better than her and you and everyone else, blah blah blah."
4. "I'm not sorry for being a douchecanoe."
5. "I'm better than you blah blah blah."
It would seem that my error was thinking that you understood the English language. Your analysis suggests that your fluency is in another language entirely. Frankly Scarlett...
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A man has to believe in something, I believe I'll have another drink.
It would seem that my error was thinking that you understood the English language. Your analysis suggests that your fluency is in another language entirely. Frankly Scarlett...
I'm so glad that you've come to mansplain everything to me.
"She sees through my bullshit, she MUST not understand English! I'm going to British Mansplain everything to that empty-headed little dolt!"