You sho is ugly! - Page 9

Steeltrap · #**121** 04-04-2002, 09:11 PM

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Originally posted by PrettyPetite

Girllllllll let me give you the low down on that one. I used to work in a major recording studio down here, so I met the whole bad boy clique this past summer.

That dude IS P. Diddy's personal assistant. His 'industry' name is Fonzworth Bentley. I am NOT lying. His job is basically to do whatever P. Diddy tells him to. He was giving Diddy's dog medicine, dishing out Diddy's food (the studio has a personal chef who works there) and even BLOWING ON THE FOOD. I kid you not. They basically clowned him the whole time he was there. AAAAAAnnnnnd, the way he dresses in the videos, well that's how he dresses in real life. For real!!! LOL

This is just me: There is NO AMOUNT OF MONEY that would make me want to be a superstar's personal ass-kisser. So, he gets an UGLY AWARD from me.

PrettyPetite

Fonzworth Bentley? Fonzworth Bentley?

Bobby Earl · #**122** 04-04-2002, 09:46 PM

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Originally posted by MSLIZ98NLS
BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER. This ? is for whoever started and whoever participated in this post: Have you ever thought about what your offsprings will look like? (If you are blessed with the gift to conceive)
GOD don't like UGLY and this post is just that.
I wonder what those VICTIMS would feel like if they were to read this post?

1 Symptom of Low Self-Esteem: Degrading others to feel a sense of pleasure

Now for someone to be ugly, it doesn't have to be in features(as we all know) it may be in their attitude or something they did. So it's time for:

Self-perception?

METHINKS SOMEONE'S OFFENDED IN DENMARK!

Looks like the ugly jokes must of hit home a little.

When I read your message, I couldn't help but wonder....

ARE YOU RELATED TO RAINMAN?

This sounds like some of his TOMFOOLERY....

Back to the thread...

If ya ugly, ya ugly. DEAL WITH IT!

If ya kold, then u must look like me.... ENJOY IT!

DELTAQTE · #**123** 04-05-2002, 05:39 PM

If ya ugly, ya ugly. DEAL WITH IT!

If ya kold, then u must look like me.... ENJOY IT!

CTFU CTFU!

QTE

ClassyLady · #**124** 04-05-2002, 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by PrettyPetite

That dude IS P. Diddy's personal assistant. His 'industry' name is Fonzworth Bentley. I am NOT lying. His job is basically to do whatever P. Diddy tells him to. He was giving Diddy's dog medicine, dishing out Diddy's food (the studio has a personal chef who works there) and even BLOWING ON THE FOOD. I kid you not. They basically clowned him the whole time he was there. AAAAAAnnnnnd, the way he dresses in the videos, well that's how he dresses in real life. For real!!! LOL

Girl, you ain't neva lied!!!

But, you forgot the J. His full name is Fonzworth J. Bentley. Somebody told me that FJB isn't his real name. Diddy just calls him that because that's the kind of name a personal butler should have.

Back to the Uglies

Leon, the actor. I have never thought that he was attractive. And, to think that he was supposed to be the brother that was just "so fine you had to let him dog you out" in Waiting to Exhale. That could have cast someone better. His head is just so big. He looks like he has water on the brain.

Charli Baltimore. I thinkt that she's on Ja Rule's record label now. I used to think that she was kinda cute in the face when she first came out. But, I've changed my mind and taken back my "kinda cute" All that bright fire engine red hair with matching eye shadow is unattractive. It makes her look ugly. And her rapping has gotten worse on her second time around. Ja Rule's new single would have been better with another female rapper on it. When she starts on that "Cuz I'm ya chick" part when she's trying to half sing half rap like him, I just want to take a shower because my skin is crawling.

Ving Rhames I always thought that he was a big fine man. But, I just flipped past BET and saw him in a movie where he was playing a female impersonator and I will never see him the same after that.

Speaking of female impersonators, that guy who played Chiblis in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil was just down right ugly as woman. If you're ugly as woman, chances are you won't be any cuter as the man you are.

DELTAQTE · #**125** 06-17-2002, 04:50 AM

The ugly thread died down but I felt it had to come back in a major way:

KHIA This woman is not only ugly, she looks like when she takes a bath, she doesn't wash every part. And for her to put out such a GHETTO ugly nasty song makes me wanna puke. Even the clean version is nasty! Talking about licking crack is just nasty! And don't nobody want to see your strechmarks, YMCA leather hat, and saggin boobies on T.V! Just an embarrassment!

THE LAKERS Because they won and took the change away from my baby daddy Bibbi(I know that's hatin but I don't care)

THAT BLACK MAN FROM HOWARD STERN'S SHOW I know you've gotten an e-mail or seen him, he's a black man(or midget) with some of the most hideous teeth I've ever seen in my life. He's ugly to the 10th power and I hate when folks post pics of him.

THE NON SINGERS ON AMERICAN IDOL They had me dying on the floor, I just can't believe that these people really thought they could sing.

Some especially ugly folks that day were:

1. The chick who said "Well I'm going to be famous, so here's my card if you change you mind"
2. the other chick who said she wasn't trying to sing the right notes.
3. I said a sil-lent nighhtttt

It's late, but I'll be back with more.

QTE

CrimsonTide4 · #**126** 06-17-2002, 08:33 AM

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Originally posted by DELTAQTE
THE NON SINGERS ON AMERICAN IDOL: They had me dying on the floor, I just can't believe that these people really thought they could sing.

Some especially ugly folks that day were:

1. The chick who said "Well I'm going to be famous, so here's my card if you change you mind"
2. the other chick who said she wasn't trying to sing the right notes.
3. I said a sil-lent nighhtttt

It's late, but I'll be back with more.

QTE

You forgot QUEEN UGLY -- TAMEEEEEEKA or TAM ICK A.

KING UGLY would be the one who told Randy Jackson to lose some weight.

12dn94dst · #**127** 06-17-2002, 08:46 AM

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Originally posted by DELTAQTE
KHIA This woman is not only ugly, she looks like when she takes a bath, she doesn't wash every part. And for her to put out such a GHETTO ugly nasty song makes me wanna puke. Even the clean version is nasty! Talking about licking crack is just nasty! And don't nobody want to see your strechmarks, YMCA leather hat, and saggin boobies on T.V! Just an embarrassment!

Let's not forget about the Sorors who have a stroll to this song and see NOTHING wrong with it.

CrimsonTide4 · #**128** 06-17-2002, 09:02 AM

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Originally posted by 12dn94dst

Let's not forget about the Sorors who have a stroll to this song and see NOTHING wrong with it.

**tapping the mic**

Sorors if you don't sit yo Crimson and Cream azzes down, I swear. Not every song is steppable or strollable. Have some class and rise above it. My word.

Gina1201 · #**129** 06-17-2002, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by DELTAQTE

Sharissa!
Lawd I have been waiting to call this chickenhead to the 10th power ugly. And that song "Any other night" be having me ROLLIN, cause I'm like "I know dudes that fine ain't bangin on your door like that!"

Yes, I agree with you 100% on this one. And can ANYONE tell me why she thinks she's Mary J., Part 2. For one, she has that damn blonde hair. Not everyone can wear this color hair. Two, in her newest video, she has the same hairdo that Mary J. had back in 1994. If any of you remember the "Be Happy" video, you'll know what I'm talking about!

lavvy · #**130** 06-17-2002, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4

**tapping the mic** Sorors if you don't sit yo Crimson and Cream azzes down, I swear. Not every song is steppable or strollable. Have some class and rise above it. My word.

Nuff said

Sugar_N_Spice · #**131** 06-18-2002, 05:59 AM

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Originally posted by Gina1201
Yes, I agree with you 100% on this one. And can ANYONE tell me why she thinks she's Mary J., Part 2. For one, she has that damn blonde hair. Not everyone can wear this color hair. Two, in her newest video, she has the same hairdo that Mary J. had back in 1994. If any of you remember the "Be Happy" video, you'll know what I'm talking about!

That's what I thought when I first saw her new video too. She's just a wannabe with very little talent (I'll give her proprs for getting fine azz BRYCE WILSON and TANK in her video). And she needs to stop wearing those hooker boots with her little brother's baseball jerseys...I don't know who told her that was cute...

MeezDiscreet · #**132** 06-18-2002, 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4

**tapping the mic** Sorors if you don't sit yo Crimson and Cream azzes down, I swear. Not every song is steppable or strollable. Have some class and rise above it. My word.

the pros told us that there are just some songs that we WILL NOT strut to. how can i represent well when i'm saluting during a song that requests crackage lickage? it aint going down like that...no pun intended

CrimsonTide4 · #**133** 06-18-2002, 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by MeezDiscreet
song that requests crackage lickage

ROFLMDSTAO!!!!

That is some PHENOMENAL VERBIAGE but I might have to give you a gag order on that one.

lovele1978 · #**134** 06-18-2002, 02:19 PM

I ClassyLady and DeltaQte took the words right outta my mouth
regarding Charile Baltimore and that wacka$$ wannabe Khia. I
swear if she can get a record deal, then I know I can (obviously
we are not looking for talent anymore). And while we are at it
let's throw VITA in it too. She is another part of the JaRule
chickenhead duo!!!

Gina1201 · #**135** 06-18-2002, 03:31 PM

Why don't we throw Ja Rule in as well? He looks like a little rat to me.