I'm serious! You could have shirts that say "Gym, Tan, Sisterhood" and all the Rho Gammas could wear bumpits so they're easy for the PNM's to find.
I honestly think Jersey Shore would be hilarious and awesome, if it was done in a way that the PNMs realized everyone was kidding and that Snooki fashion tips are not apropos for Greek life.
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