Words or phrases that annoy you

[BraveMaroon]

Pinch black instead of pitch black.

If you're not sure, just say it's dark out.

Oh, and once at our office, we had a guy giving a demonstration of some software and he meant to say someone had given him the stink-eye, but instead said they'd given him the "stink finger". So I had to call him on it. Had to. My poor boss was trying not to laugh...