The Wonderful Wizard of OR: An Oregon Recruitment Story

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You know how some kids in Asia start studying for university exams when they’re in like 7th grade? I felt like this girl had been brought up the same way, but for rush. It was apparent in the way she sat just so, legs crossed, hands folded in her lap, torso leaned in towards the rusher just a little to show that she was interested. She dominated the conversation while simultaneously deferring to me from time to time so not to seem pushy. I’m not kidding: this girl was like the Chuck Norris of rush [I know, I know, that’s a whole another thread…]. The first rusher was alright, I certainly didn’t hate her or anything, but she was obviously more interested in the other girl, although she tried to include me in conversation. A couple minutes into conversation the other girl mentioned that everyone in her family had been Greek…at Alabama. I mentally banged my head against the table.

This may be one of the single funniest posts of all times. Thanks for making my morning...and we all felt your pain