This episode was just classic. I haven't laughed this much in a while. Some thoughts:
1. A two-year old has done 85 pageants? Were some of them in the womb?
2. Did you hear the 6-year old? She said that her favorite part of doing pageants is swimwear, because she gets to show her stomach and shake her butt.
This is her fifteen years from now:
3. Why would the mom of the two girls want them to look like drag queens?
4. Why does a 6-yo need a facial?
5. Nice wig, mom. The braids are really your style.
6. The entree fee is $375, but there was a coupon in the paper for $100 off. The director wouldn't honor the coupon because the mom registered before the coupon was advertised. She said that she felt "scammed". You're just coming to that conclusion now?
7. "Dolls" has no "Z". I missed the enhanced spelling of "Treasures".
8. Don't you think the "before" pics are much cuter than the "after" pics?
9. If I hear "the total package" one more time, I'm going to bedazzle my ears shut.
10. Enough with the kissy face, the snorkling "Wipe out" move, and holding up their feet with their hands as they hop around.
Lolz @
- the pageant being late - three times, then the director stealing all the money.
- the brothers laughing when mom said they like to make their sister feel like a princess.
- the coached kid saying with a frown on her face "I'm really excited to go on stage."
-Mom: "Kennedy was in a great mood this morning, playful, ready to go!" Kennedy: "I want to go hoooome!"
-Mom to a 2-year old "Why did you cry (after seeing a table full of pink toys that you can't get and mama yelling at you on stage?)."
- the pageant director - "These people drive me f'n crazy."
- crowning when you have 2 participants in your age range.
- IOUs for prizes.
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