Evangelical Crazy
While his fervent faith in God and humanity is uplifting and in some ways inspiring, the evangelical crazy is characterized by a forgetful nature (e.g. posting the exact same thread, with the exact same poll, in the exact same forum multiple times) and an unwavering ability to ignore the "we don't do that here" and subsequent mocking posts to all of his threads. Some GCers think that the Evangelical Crazy actually
believes that he can save our souls, making the knowledge that we've already gone to hell in a handbasket all that much more depressing.
Other signs of an evangelical crazy include:
Thinking they know what God or [insert deity here] is thinking.
An non-ability to talk about anything but prayer and saving souls and heaven and hell.
Unflappable optimism, followed by brutal disappointment then uncontrollable anger when the evangelical crazy realizes that not only can he not save us, we don't want to be saved by him.
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