GC DSRM - Compendium of Crazy

[DaemonSeid]

I wanna see someone come up with a definition for Tom Earp crazy

[MysticCat]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

I wanna see someone come up with a definition for Tom Earp crazy

Earpic Crazy (Extremely rare) --

A native of the Land of Happy Rainbow Ponies, this is a crazy of rare but earpic magnitude. Characterized by an almost incomprehensible syntax (unless the reader is intoxicated), an overuse of smilies, reliance on monosyllabic interjections (e.g., "Dah!") and a tendency to spell the word sorority as soroity, this type of crazy exhibits an extreme "gung ho" attitude to all things Greek in general and to the crazy's own GLO in particular. The knowledge possessed by someone with this form of crazy may lull unsuspecting readers into believing that the crazy always knows what he is talking about, when in fact he is frequently clueless. While he may at first appear benign and supportive, any suggestion that he is, in fact, crazy -- or worse, wrong -- will be met by extreme rudeness, profanity and vulgarity, often of a sexist or racist nature. Threatening him too much may cause him to contact an inter/national president to seek the revocation of the offending person's GLO membership. This banned type of crazy shows a particular tenacity, repeatedly creating new identities in the sincere but naive belief that other GCers will not recognize the tell-tale symptoms of earpic crazy.

As with a rabid animal, the earpic crazy is best avoided; sightings should be reported to the proper authorities.

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by MysticCat

Earpic Crazy (Extremely rare) --

A native of the Land of Happy Rainbow Ponies, this is a crazy of rare but earpic magnitude. Characterized by an almost incomprehensible syntax (unless the reader is intoxicated), an overuse of smilies, reliance on monosyllabic interjections (e.g., "Dah!") and a tendency to spell the word sorority as soroity, this type of crazy exhibits an extreme "gung ho" attitude to all things Greek in general and to the crazy's own GLO in particular. The knowledge possessed by someone with this form of crazy may lull unsuspecting readers into believing that the crazy always knows what he is talking about, when in fact he is frequently clueless. While he may at first appear benign and supportive, any suggestion that he is, in fact, crazy -- or worse, wrong -- will be met by extreme rudeness, profanity and vulgarity, often of a sexist or racist nature. Threatening him too much may cause him to contact an inter/national president to seek the revocation of the offending person's GLO membership. This banned type of crazy shows a particular tenacity, repeatedly creating new identities in the sincere but naive belief that other GCers will not recognize the tell-tale symptoms of earpic crazy.

As with a rabid animal, the earpic crazy is best avoided; sightings should be reported to the proper authorities.

Bravo.

[DaemonSeid]

Originally Posted by MysticCat

Earpic Crazy (Extremely rare) --

A native of the Land of Happy Rainbow Ponies, this is a crazy of rare but earpic magnitude. Characterized by an almost incomprehensible syntax (unless the reader is intoxicated), an overuse of smilies, reliance on monosyllabic interjections (e.g., "Dah!") and a tendency to spell the word sorority as soroity, this type of crazy exhibits an extreme "gung ho" attitude to all things Greek in general and to the crazy's own GLO in particular. The knowledge possessed by someone with this form of crazy may lull unsuspecting readers into believing that the crazy always knows what he is talking about, when in fact he is frequently clueless. While he may at first appear benign and supportive, any suggestion that he is, in fact, crazy -- or worse, wrong -- will be met by extreme rudeness, profanity and vulgarity, often of a sexist or racist nature. Threatening him too much may cause him to contact an inter/national president to seek the revocation of the offending person's GLO membership. This banned type of crazy shows a particular tenacity, repeatedly creating new identities in the sincere but naive belief that other GCers will not recognize the tell-tale symptoms of earpic crazy.

As with a rabid animal, the earpic crazy is best avoided; sightings should be reported to the proper authorities.

Dead.
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