Want to be married by the age of 30?

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by AnotherKD

She's overweight and average-looking, but I think she is a fantastic person to be around. She refuses to go online for a date and she just complains that she can't meet anyone that fulfills her qualifications of being "tall, built, a gorgeous face, and smart with a good job".

Tell her she's not her type's type.

Originally Posted by 33girl

Or else she's been so hurt in the past that it's easier to shoot them down before they do it to her. Her "hilariousness" is just covering that up.

Srsly, this. *cough*Chilli*cough*

Originally Posted by KSUViolet06

I came back for an alumnae event and was meeting some of the newest girls. They were introducing themselves and sharing a "fun fact" about themselves. Ex: "Hi, I'm Suzie and I went to Germany this past summer."

On the first day of class (after a summer break) in grad school, we did that. One by one, girls stood up and said, "I'm so-and-so and I got married last week/I'm getting married next month/I'm getting married in 7 weeks/etc." After 6 or 7 girls making that announcement, I stood up and said, "Hi! I'm CG and I'm not getting married." I was very non-snarky about it. Everyone laughed and, from me on, all the single girls introduced themselves the same way.