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04-01-2010, 12:48 AM
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Dear Mother Nature,
You, my dear, are out of order. Your performance within the reproductive system is way below satisfactory. Earlier this month, you were late by 2.5 weeks. I almost counted it as an absence! It caused much emotional distress on my part as you are NEVER late. Shoot, I thought I was dying. I forgave, though it wasn't easy. Now, you have the AUDACITY to show up 1.5 weeks early?? TWICE in one month, HOW DARE YOU! Oh no, this has got to end. I can't have my cycle running amok like this. I'm afraid the other systems have taken a vote and, though respiratory did lay convincing arguments for your retainment, you'll have to turn in your badge and your keys. Alas, majority rules. Please finish out your shift and then clock out...on time, if you please.
Regretfully,
CG
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05-06-2010, 11:46 AM
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Sunburn pics!!
http://twitpic.com/1ljbm0
http://twitpic.com/1ljbob
they're not as bad as yesterday. I didn't think of taking pictures. 6 days later I can't believe how red I am still on my shoulders. This is the worst sunburn of my LIFE.
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05-06-2010, 01:09 PM
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Location: Virginia
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I hate UTIs. I HATE UTIs. This one this year =[
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05-16-2010, 05:52 AM
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well, i'm never eating from that jamaican restaurant again. talk about assplosion. i'll stick to negril.
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05-17-2010, 04:29 PM
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I smell like urine, beer, and cigarettes. The parking garage I was in was awful.
Time for another shower.
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05-19-2010, 01:07 PM
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Location: San Jose, CA
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I had to pull a tick out of my dad's arm this morning. Ew!!! He asked for my help because he couldn't reach it (back of his right arm) and my step-mom would FREAK out at the sight of it. It was pretty gross and still wiggling. I managed to unscrew it and get it out in one piece. SO gnarly! Not exactly how I wanted to start my morning...
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05-19-2010, 01:52 PM
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Anytime I sneeze, I pee a little bit. Kegals are a myth, never helped. Allergy season SUCKS for me, I go through 5 pairs of undies a day.
One of the reasons I refuse to squeeze out another 10 lb baby (as my husband would like another). Two ruined my bladdar and pelvic floor as it is... I can't imagine what a third would do.
Not to mention I don't want to self-fullfill the prophesy of my sig line!
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05-19-2010, 05:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IrishLake
Anytime I sneeze, I pee a little bit. Kegals are a myth, never helped. Allergy season SUCKS for me, I go through 5 pairs of undies a day.
One of the reasons I refuse to squeeze out another 10 lb baby (as my husband would like another). Two ruined my bladdar and pelvic floor as it is... I can't imagine what a third would do.
Not to mention I don't want to self-fullfill the prophesy of my sig line!
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wow. you cant wear pantyliners or something? then u could just change those.
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05-19-2010, 06:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dreamseeker
wow. you cant wear pantyliners or something? then u could just change those.
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Whoopie has the answer!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhwdjvaQNy4
(there's a ton of these)
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05-19-2010, 09:17 PM
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I do sometimes, if i go out, but i dont like the way they feel. i used them when i was working too. now that i am a stay at home mom though... i just do the extra laundry.
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05-21-2010, 02:03 PM
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I went to the urinal, shook too hard, and got piss in my nose.
That'll fuck up your day pretty quickly...
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*does side bends and sit-ups*
*doesn't lose butt*
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05-21-2010, 03:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by knight_shadow
I went to the urinal, shook too hard, and got piss in my nose.
That'll fuck up your day pretty quickly...
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I am so glad to be a girl right now.
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05-21-2010, 05:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by knight_shadow
I went to the urinal, shook too hard, and got piss in my nose.
That'll fuck up your day pretty quickly...
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lol...lawd jeezas....wow.
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05-21-2010, 11:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by knight_shadow
I went to the urinal, shook too hard, and got piss in my nose.
That'll fuck up your day pretty quickly...
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fuck me, i just peed a little.
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05-22-2010, 12:08 AM
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This is pretty awesome. For the first time, I ate a double cheeseburger at Wendy's, busted my ass, and it actually smelled exactly like the cheeseburger. It wasn't like it smelled sour, it actually really did smell like the cheeseburger, so I went back and bought another one. That's what I call advertising and marketing through my ass.
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