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Old 02-03-2010, 12:53 AM
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Of course they will! It's amusing to me though... but where do you store a "toy" that big? Come to think of it, ppl ordering one probably don't get a ton of company huh?
And the robot thing is ugly as hell. lol. These guys can't even get a cute girl if they make/buy her. I can't imagine what the one for women would be like. Does it have a constant stiffy or does it spring into action? lol. I can just imagine the selling points: It cares about your feelings, holds your purse and watches lifetime without complaint. It also has an insta-boner!

As far as having visitors I can just imagine this convo happening:

Woman1: *screams* There's a perv with a hard-on in your bathroom closet! Call the cops!
Woman2: Girl, that's just my i-mate. Calm down.
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Old 02-03-2010, 01:10 AM
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And the robot thing is ugly as hell. lol. These guys can't even get a cute girl if they make/buy her. I can't imagine what the one for women would be like. Does it have a constant stiffy or does it spring into action? lol. I can just imagine the selling points: It cares about your feelings, holds your purse and watches lifetime without complaint. It also has an insta-boner!

As far as having visitors I can just imagine this convo happening:

Woman1: *screams* There's a perv with a hard-on in your bathroom closet! Call the cops!
Woman2: Girl, that's just my i-mate. Calm down.
Almost made me spit oatmeal on my laptop.
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Old 02-03-2010, 01:16 AM
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As far as having visitors I can just imagine this convo happening:

Woman1: *screams* There's a perv with a hard-on in your bathroom closet! Call the cops!
Woman2: Girl, that's just my i-mate. Calm down.
And that's another thing... I didn't read the article but I assume it doesn't walk... So unless when they say women have inquired about them, they mean lesbians.... A manbot would be significantly heavier. Who the hell wants to (or even can) lug that big piece of dead weight from said hiding place to the bed (or dining table if you're feeling freaky)?
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Old 02-03-2010, 03:20 AM
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And that's another thing... I didn't read the article but I assume it doesn't walk... So unless when they say women have inquired about them, they mean lesbians.... A manbot would be significantly heavier. Who the hell wants to (or even can) lug that big piece of dead weight from said hiding place to the bed (or dining table if you're feeling freaky)?
Maybe it'll be like the Bowflex. Its delivered to your home easy to get I mean set up. It could come attached to a board with retractable wheels so you can just roll it under the bed when you're through.

This could be good. Think about it. You get it on the bed have your way with it and when you're done and it asks you to make it a sammich you can just push it off and roll it on under the bed.
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Old 02-03-2010, 03:39 AM
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I'm waiting to hear of a few scenarios.

a) Man has one and a wife, wife divorces him over his relationship with the doll.
b) Guy has more than one for a harem, the programming goes wonky all VAG. 7000 style and kills off the rival robot, and he sues the company for losing his companion.
c) Some guy has a lady, brings his robot to a threesome, gets dumped, and ends up as internet infamy.
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