For $7000, she won't talk back, or cook or clean.

[Brett]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

...and best of all Xanthus won't have to worry about knocking it up!!!

Don't be a dick.

Originally Posted by christiangirl

And why is her bottom lip so big, did she get stung by a silicone-covered, mechanical bee?

If this mechanical chick does everything like the article says, then the larger lip is probably there for added pleasure during mechanical oral sex.

My random on this is I really don't believe this mechanical chick will do everything. There's things I like to do that real chicks won't do. I'm just wondering, if I bought one of these mechanical chicks, I have mechanical sex with it, I spew, where does the semen go? I think that would be kinda messy cleaning that shit up. It's messy enough cleaning it off of a real chick.

[DrPhil]

Originally Posted by Brett

If this mechanical chick does everything like the article says, then the larger lip is probably there for added pleasure during mechanical oral sex.

That's what I thought.

Originally Posted by Brett

My random on this is I really don't believe this mechanical chick will do everything. There's things I like to do that real chicks won't do. I'm just wondering, if I bought one of these mechanical chicks, I have mechanical sex with it, I spew, where does the semen go? I think that would be kinda messy cleaning that shit up. It's messy enough cleaning it off of a real chick.

Of course it won't do everything. There may be a safety deposit box of sorts that you can dump out. Enjoy.

[Brett]

Originally Posted by DrPhil

Of course it won't do everything. There may be a safety deposit box of sorts that you can dump out. Enjoy.

Haha, I thought that too, but it would still be pretty shitty cleaning it out. I would rather just have a few extra on hand that I could replace it with.

[DaemonSeid]

Originally Posted by Brett

Don't be a dick.


If this mechanical chick does everything like the article says, then the larger lip is probably there for added pleasure during mechanical oral sex.

My random on this is I really don't believe this mechanical chick will do everything. There's things I like to do that real chicks won't do. I'm just wondering, if I bought one of these mechanical chicks, I have mechanical sex with it, I spew, where does the semen go? I think that would be kinda messy cleaning that shit up. It's messy enough cleaning it off of a real chick.

XITY



and I find it absolutely HIGH larious that you would even CONSIDER using one so if it's that much of a question, USE A CONDOM...oh...that's right you don't.

Make sure you use sanitary cleaner when you're done.


...and wash your hands.


...also, make sure your kid doesn't find it.

[Brett]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

XITY



and I find it absolutely HIGH larious that you would even CONSIDER using one so if it's that much of a question, USE A CONDOM...oh...that's right you don't.

Make sure you use sanitary cleaner when you're done.


...and wash your hands.


...also, make sure your kid doesn't find it.

Hey shit for brains, when did I say I was thinking about buying one? I didn't. I used myself as an example to ask a fucking question.

Now, who's the dickhead who started the thread?

[DaemonSeid]

Originally Posted by Brett

Hey shit for brains, when did I say I was thinking about buying one? I didn't. I used myself as an example to ask a fucking question.

Now, who's the dickhead who started the thread?

Well...hehehe

Since you want to be technical:

"I'm just wondering, if I bought one of these mechanical chicks, I have mechanical sex with it, I spew, where does the semen go?"


But, if you read for comprehension, I was looking more at the aspect that you had CONSIDERED UTILIZING one.

"Use" and "buy" are 2 different things BTW.

Again it's the fact that you had THOUGHT that far ahead which still strikes me as funny.

Xanthus you are your own walking punchline.

And you really gotta work on your insults.