i really really want to be in a sorority!!

[MysticCat]

Originally Posted by i <3 myself

hey so like one of my friends told me tht you huys on this website will answer all of my greek relaed qustions, so here goes:::

i go to Alabama and im a freshman and i reallly wanted to rush but i got waaaaay too intinidated bc all of the sorority girls there are really beautiful and i always thought of myself as gorgeous, thats what everybody in highschool said, and well i pretty much got scared and didnt go thru rush. now 1 of my best friends in high school joined a sorority and i feel like were not firneds anymore and if i join a different house than her ill make her feel bad. so i really want to be in a top house. i mean im prettier than her so it shouldnt be too hard right? and i make semigood grades and ive always been able to get guys so that should help too right?? anyway i guess my question is should i rush in the spring or the fall?? what do u guys recommend as far as when i should rush and which top house i should aim for??

thanks in advance,
aimee

QFP.

I strongly suggest that you stop worrying about what top house to aim for and instead (1) focus on your education so that you can write coherently and (2) grow up.

ETA: I, too, pray that this is a troll and not for real.