The question "when are you going to have kids?"

[DSTRen13]

I'm in the tears/anger category. I get asked this question a LOT, and have two approaches based on the situation. I've found that simply answering completely and truthfully usually makes people the most uncomfortable and least likely to ever ask again. If that isn't an option, I go for "It's complicated", which tends to shut people up.

[PhoenixAzul]

As a newlywed, we've been getting this NON STOP both before and after the wedding.

When people ask, especially rude strangers, somehow my manners fail me and I resort to the "Well, while we're checking in on the state of the uterus, would you like to know about my bowel movements too?"

Seriously world, unless the woman's water breaks in front of you, do.not.ask. Just don't.